bee-squared-official
I Like Enjoying Things
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"I cannot weave--slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl." Search the tag "my art" to see cool stuff I made. Check “beespeaks” for my excellent and correct opinions, or block it if you can’t stand my always correct and excellent ideas. Otherwise, check out some memes my dude
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bee-squared-official · 10 hours ago
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WallJAZZ
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bee-squared-official · 11 hours ago
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watches a six minute long porn video frowning deeply chin resting on my hand occassionally going hmmmm or jotting down a note. video ends I sigh take off my glasses rub my face. well. what do you even want me to say? it was derivative - even an amateur like yourself must see that.would I call it art? of course I would. a grim reminder that art mustn't necessarily hold any value or vision.
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bee-squared-official · 17 hours ago
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Showing my cock things it's never seen before
1. The inside of a sprite can
2. h..hopital
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bee-squared-official · 17 hours ago
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he is so proud. he finished making all those by himself. would you accept his generous offer, and try one?
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bee-squared-official · 17 hours ago
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bee-squared-official · 17 hours ago
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"he's like a woman to me!!!" not true because if he was a woman to you you wouldn't give a fuck about him
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bee-squared-official · 17 hours ago
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YOUNG MAN!
There's no need to feel down,
I MEAN YOUNG THEY!
I forgot your pronoun,
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bee-squared-official · 17 hours ago
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My puppy is rather malleable when she’s napping. Decided to make a quick stop motion animation with her!
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bee-squared-official · 17 hours ago
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bee-squared-official · 17 hours ago
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*saw style trap, lights turn on revealing a guy in chains*
*over the intercom* YOU KNOW WHY YOURE HERE.... YOU HIT A LITTLE GIRL COMING HOME FROM WORK. ALUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO, 2004
no i didnt
WHAT
ive never been there
DANIEL SMOTHERS?
no daniel southern
WHAT
yeah
ONE SECOND
*keyboard typing noises*
DANIEL SOUTHERN... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID... double parking in uh... an accessible space
oh yeah. sorry
WELL YOU HAVE TO UHHH.. EAT THIS NASTY SANDWICH
*plate slides out from under door*
thats a normal sandwich
NO IT ISNT ITS NASTY
theres a puppet shaped bite taken out of it
Dont know how to end this one. Not my best.
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bee-squared-official · 17 hours ago
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bee-squared-official · 17 hours ago
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I got 1 task done today. I emptied the big trash can in my bedroom. That's one less fork to deal with.
I have severe executive dysfunction. I've been dealing with it by having myself do one small task a day. So far it's helped a lot. By doing it this way my brain doesn't freak out trying to tackle everything at once.
I got my inspiration for it from this Donald Duck comic:
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bee-squared-official · 18 hours ago
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bee-squared-official · 18 hours ago
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im not trying to "pit two bad bitches against eachother" i am trying to end historical revisionism. oh you saw how cute Clifford was as a tiny red baby puppy? but you dont like him so you replaced him with the more memeable dog? yeah okay. thats because you love stolen valour. tiktokers are not more important than the truth so heres some facts clifford was the SMALLEST puppy and love made him GROW. clifford was small enough to float on soap True but Snoopy was never that little enough. unless it was the biggest soap ever. well hers the truth i like clifford more. and just because the internet perfers snopy will. never stop me from being my BRAVE! self.
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bee-squared-official · 18 hours ago
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Here's to all the burnouts.
I'm not sure what to name this one but it is working well! Another oil lamp. It's a figure about twice the size of the mythology series figures.
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bee-squared-official · 18 hours ago
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because it is only one little cubie
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bee-squared-official · 18 hours ago
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