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its dangerous to go alone. here, take these bilbies
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Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?
Me: aesthetic
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had a dream last night where i bought a hawk at a flea market for $20. when i pointed out that 1. i don't have a space for a hawk in my apartment 2. i don't want a hawk my roommates were like "bro its $20....get ittttttt or you're so gonna regret not buying that hawk"
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Staying at a somewhat shitty hotel. Can’t get on the wifi. Tell the front desk. They have no IT support so the desk guy just gives me the admin password. Tells me “that should work. It’s just you and me using it.” Imagining the two of us skipping through the world wide web holding hands
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i think if jessie and james teamrocket transitioned theyd just switch their names and call it a day. or this already happened. this is my one true belief
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Imagine if you were out buying groceries one day, minding your own business, when some text appears out of thin air that says
"Hablion has been defeated! He has passed on his Spectral Displacement ability to the other pavillion champions"
And suddenly you get teleported to texas
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People will claim to be a fan of some thing and then hate all of the themes and motifs and story lines and plot lines and protagonists and antagonists like man I don’t think that you actually like it here
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Another doodle commission. Harry and Kim find Harry’s “special” drawer.
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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse
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