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After a cloudquake wakes George in the middle of the night, he hops onto the social media platform Twiddor in search of information. Unfortunately, instead of emergency services, all George can find are scam accounts and bots posing as the Billings news media to sell cryptocurrency. The strange part is, these are all verified accounts with an official blue checkmark.
George soon discovers that Elon Mork, the head of Twiddor, has eliminated all verified checkmarks and installed a program called Twiddor Blue, providing verification to anyone who pays for it. This chaos has prompted many to start banning every blue checkmark account they see, and George quickly joins in.
But things get strange when a crying dinosaur comes knocking on George鈥檚 door in the dead of night. It鈥檚 Elon Mork, and he鈥檚 begging George to like him.
This important tale is 4,200 words of a needy T-Rex billionaire grappling with the fact that he鈥檚 a loser and nobody likes him. There is no sex, but there is plenty of satisfying catharsis.
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new tingler NOT POUNDED BY TWIDDOR CHECKMARKS BECAUSE I BLOCKED EVERY PERSON WHO HAS ONE, DESPITE ELON MORK STANDING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT CRYING AND BEGGING ME TO JOIN TWIDDOR BLUE out now on amazon or patreon
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馃憼.
sorry I dropped my OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT THING??!
naught but ant! ill take care of it
馃憼,
there its bleeding to death now. but i wish you hadnt made me do that
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You鈥檙e lucky if you get to be on meds consistently your whole life. I鈥檓 about to run out of Lithium and Diamox, so my bipolar can tell me I deserve to die as my IIH is killing me.
People trying to fear-monger about HRT: "You might be taking HRT for the rest of your life!!!"
Disabled/Chronically ill trans people who are already on lifelong life-saving medication: "....And?"
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Some fibre art/embroidery that I鈥檓 working on framing today!
Really enjoyed making this one, it came out just how I wanted and I鈥檓 so happy with how his expression turned out 鈽猴笍
My shop update is the 25th of this month and this guy will be part of that!
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TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.
via reddit.com
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An informational comic I illustrated for my comics 2 class about drag!
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