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Why did AP scores have to come out today?

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@BeckAnderson: you know you hate your job when your work lights on fire and all you care about is whether you get off early or not...

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“I um thought a Plastic would have a more active social life.”

“Yeah it definitely was. I mean my hair was fine sometimes with a lot of work but I barely do anything here.

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Right-um okay.  Could you keep it down please?

Shit– uh, yep.

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Everything okay over there?

… holy shit.

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To be honest, I’m a little jealous of you. I still have junior and senior year to get through at North Shore and I’m starting to get a little worried about what could happen this year. 

That’s, um, that’s true, actually. It was.. pretty intense, at.. times. Oh, um, I’m moving to Connecticut. I’ll be attending the university of Hartford, so, um.. yeah, that’s–– that’s pretty exciting. 

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"Moving up here must be a nice change for you then.”

“I agree when I lived there my hair was awful from all the humidity.”

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No problem, North Shore isn’t something someone can easily forget though. Where are you heading off to?

–– oh, um, damn, uh, thanks, Beckett. I guess it would’ve been rather lame to arrive there and realize you’ve lost, uh, part of.. memories. Alright, that.. um, sounded less.. cheesy in my head. 

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“The South definitely has it the worst.”

“Agreed but at least it doesn’t rain everyday like it does in the South.”

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I think one of your shirts fell out of the boxes over there.

Um, okay.. I–– I think that’s all then.. 

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Penguins are really cool, but I always wanted a kangaroo. 

I’ve always wanted a penguin for a pet.

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That would be great actually. You know if it wasn’t for the obvious consequences. 

We’ll all be swimming by December.

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Valid point, this only provides climate change is a real thing.

At least it’s not like a thousand degrees with the humidity. You should try the south.

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The only thing that sucks about Midwestern summers is the humidity. 

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Fine.

No excuses. Get up and dance to one song and I’ll let you enjoy your library sadness in peace.

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“Do people still use maps anymore? Like actual physical maps?”

“No idea dude, try like a map or some shit?”