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did you imagine your own tragic death a lot as a child or are you normal

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I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

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It is so, so fucking vital to your health and safety to be in cahoots with at least one person at all times.

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i’m gonna say something controversial yet brave: sexuality labels are a convenient tool we use to define something that is undefinable

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there's a game which automatically conscripts you into play when you create a tumblr account, and its scoring rubric looks like this

and if too many of the things you want to have sex with are in the pink zone of this triangle you score low.

you have probably seen this game played without realizing it. whenever somebody says "hear me out" they are looking to score more points.

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stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

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the tumblr app of all places should not be allowed to update its layout. why are you in my house rearranging the furniture

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the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

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when your guardian angel quits 💧

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“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

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outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"

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Swimming rabbit

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it's so weird to me that taylor swift is like. That Big A Deal. I don't even think her music is entirely without merit it's just so resoundingly mid that I'm mystified by her enduring popularity

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i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

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Black panther poster. Just as relevant today

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