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“anything you want princess” me to me when i want to buy stuff
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No offense but *coughs into a white cloth, then dramatically unfolds it to reveal that it is spotted with blood, foreshadowing my tragic death by tuberculosis at the ending of the film*
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fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this
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honestly you looked really butch getting nailed to that cross
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Bestie I can feel rejected by things you wouldn’t even think of
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