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no one quite psychoanalyzes like daughters do when looking at their mothers
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The smell of vanilla extract is not entirely unlike a sirens song
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Marcus Rashford may have missed a penalty, but thousands of children were fed during the pandemic because of him and I think that’s a far greater thing to be remembered for.
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the italian national team celebrates after becoming the champions of the 2020 euros, winning 3-2 on penalties, 11.07.21
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"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" bro hes an original. hes one of the blueprints. this isnt new, this is just a revival
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sherlock was the worst of superwholock because the men were the ugliest. next question
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I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue
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anytime someone talks about “double texting” im just like. sorry. cant relate. every single person i actually text will receive 14 texts in a row at 11pm about whatever random thing im thinking about
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i love stealing software like i know it costs $119. not for me though
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me, in an old woman voice: kids these days call anything that isn’t canon or likely to be canon a crackship. back in my day, ‘crackship’ meant a ship that had no basis in canon whatsoever. like minerva mcgonagall/rabastan lestrange… or charlie weasley/salazar slytherin. real illogical shit.
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