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Sometimes I see some variety of North American Little Guy (opossum, raccoon, etc. ) and I’m like “okay”

BUT THEN I start thinking about how excited somebody from not-North-America would be to see this Guy. Like, would an Australian be excited to see the only marsupial not from their country? Are there raccoons in zoos on the other side of the world that are regarded as unique and exotic creatures? Idk but it’s made me more excited to see Guys in my area.

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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medically accurate muscle chart:

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reblog if you would give cheeses to these meeces

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oh my GOD you can’t just ask someone why they’re barking

now on instagram!

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Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

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merry the fellowship leaves rivendell day to all who celebrate it

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So they’ve already put up the Christmas lights at the local shopping center right and one part of the display are these big festive phrases hung between the buildings; y’know standard stuff like “Believe” and “Wish”-- and for whatever reason, “Ding dong”. But the thing is if you stand on one side of the road half of it is blocked from view so it just looks like someone decided to write “DONG” in massive fuck-off glowing letters and hang it in the middle of the high street and tbh it’s the closest thing to a Christmas miracle I’ve ever seen

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Between cold butter, lumpy cookie mix, and being too lazy to swap to the stand mixer bowl, I got much arm exercise with gingerbread

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My yoga pose and animal action foam d12’s

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seasons greasons to everyone

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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now