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holy shit i haven’t posted here in like 2 years and i still have 317 followers

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hiatus.

not gonna lie, i have zero muse left for near anymore and i can’t keep not being on hiatus because i feel like i’m just lying to myself. if you want to stay in touch, you can find me on @ofalsehoods, @hisvanity, @higuccii, @theseredhands or @hislegends. i hope to be rping near in the future again, i just…i can’t do it right now. thank you all for understanding <3

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what the fuck so apparently some people are sending anon hate and signing with others’ urls to frame them so now i have to say. if you get one signed hisvanity / becausehecheats / ofalsehoods / any of my inactive blogs for whatever reason then it is someone MISUSING my url and not actually me. this has been a PSA

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dxllce:

   Who would dare neglect such a beautiful boy.

puts his hand comfortingly on silvus’s. who would neglect such a good boy? assholes.

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Move the ⦿ to match each trait and REPOST!

Physical Traits:

Feminine ⦾⦾⦿⦾⦾ Masculine Scrawny ⦾⦿⦾⦾⦾ Bulky Short ⦾⦿⦾⦾⦾  Tall Weak ⦾⦾⦿⦾⦾ Strong Clumsy ⦾⦾⦾⦿⦾ Agile Slow ⦾⦾⦿⦾⦾ Fast

Personality Traits:

Lawful ⦾⦿⦾⦾⦾ Chaotic Good ⦾⦾⦿⦾⦾ Evil Feminine ⦾⦾⦾⦿⦾ Masculine Chaste ⦿⦾⦾⦾⦾ Lustful Heterosexual ⦾⦿⦾⦾⦾ Homosexual Romantic ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿ Aromantic Oblivious  ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿ Perceptive Ignorant ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿ Knowledgeable Pious ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿ Worldly Forgiving ⦾⦾⦿⦾⦾ Vengeful Honest ⦾⦿⦾⦾⦾ Deceitful Generous ⦾⦿⦾⦾⦾ Selfish Just ⦿⦾⦾⦾⦾ Arbitrary Temperate ⦿⦾⦾⦾⦾ Indulgent Merciful ⦾⦾⦾⦿⦾  Cruel Introverted ⦿⦾⦾⦾⦾ Extroverted Kind ⦾⦾⦾⦿⦾ Stern Modest ⦾⦿⦾⦾⦾ Proud Pushover ⦾⦾⦾⦿⦾ Stubborn Coward ⦾⦿⦾⦾⦾ Valorous Prudent ⦿⦾⦾⦾⦾ Reckless Opportunistic ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦿ Loyal Optimistic ⦾⦾⦿⦾⦾ Pessimistic

tagged by: @haharlarious​  tagging: go ham

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Me: sees all the amazing events and projects popping up in the DN fandom after all this time

Me:

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claraloid:

At first, she had to stifle a giggle at this guy’s metaphor. “Literally no one back in the day compared them to birds getting into an argument, I wish I would have read that in a review then…” She was sure she would have cracked up with laughter.

Then she heard him being all “I’d love to hear you play it!”

“Uh, sure, I’ll just….need a piano, right?”

he laughs with her--he made a good joke, not a cringy one! success! sure, he didn’t really plan it in advance, but that counted too, right?

❝there might be a piano store nearby. we could go there! i’d love to hear the arguing birds in person.❞

he activated siri on his phone, and she gave him exactly what he asked for--a place called chopin liszt piano emporium, a hundred meters to the left. the pun flew over his head. perhaps, however, it would not escape clara.

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|| hi i haven’t been here in a millennium fdslkgjd i have to do rEPLIES

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sacchariferous-succubus:

I may look soft and dainty but I will still turn your world upside down and own you entirely.

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idoloccult:

     She looks at him like he’s slapped her. Something about him cursing, seeming authoritative, aggressive, seems… wrong. The boy – man – person – in front of her looks like a child. Like L, but younger, and yet… not quite like L. Uncanny. Misa does not like him.

     “He kept us for months. H-he never found anything – he let us go. We – we didn’t do it.”

     Her gaze moves around the room for napkins, paper towels, anything, and she peels herself up slowly to do as asked. It doesn’t matter anymore. They’re going to question her again; they’re going to restrain her again; they’re going to drug her and torture her and this time Light won’t be waiting save her. Justice is a corpse on a metal table now.

     She is going to die. One way or another, she knows this.

     Her eyes are burning and her hands are shaking as she cleans up the mess; she keeps going after the floor is finally clean, dragging a paper towel across the floor even when nothing is there anymore. There is something distant and glassy in her gaze, and Misa watches herself go through the motions from outside of her own body, disconnected, cold, far away.

he watches her cry. simple as that. his eyes are on the tears and not the cleaning hands, a boy in white pajamas who even as he told the BITCH to clean still twirled his fingers round the hem of his shirt. face and hair as cold as snow, he watches by the frigid body of a god, a god whose goddess now swept the floors she used to own.

❝he let you go and you killed him. i won’t make the same mistake.❞ as soon as she was finished, he gestures to the military man standing nearby. ❝as i said before, you’re going to be interrogated. rester? handcuffs.❞

the blond looks at him, eyebrow raised; near addressed him as though he were the janitor. this was no time to question it, however--he’d have a talk with his son later about this change in attitude. seizing one of misa’s hands, he pinned it behind her back to clap the first cuff on her wrist--pausing only when near steps forward, one hand opened to receive.

he’d quivered in FEAR before the god, but he had none left for the hidden horror of the angel. he would not show fear for this girl. no, he was not afraid, he knew the words do not be afraid. was he about to try and prove himself against a defenseless young thing, only a few years older (and yet so much younger) than himself? of course. he was a child, and yet he seemed older, and yet he was young enough to prove himself on the back of someone else.

❝I’ll do the rest.❞

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Person: “Ugh after L’s death i stopped watching DN”  “Second half of Death Note is shit”  “Near is a carbon copy of L”  “Mello makes no sense”  “The mafia? ugh no”  “Near is so unoriginal” “Death Note will never be the same”

Me:

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@eteritlux (x).

❝i just wished you a happy birthday. no need to get so upset,❞ he teased, fiddling with his dolls as he continued to speak over the phone--but of course there was a need for light to get upset, as he was KIRA, was he not?

❝besides, pessimism isn’t necessarily indicative of immaturity. in fact, if you got to know me, you might know that i also have great optimism. for example: i’m optimistic that i can catch you soon enough. perhaps it’s you who needs to grow out of your high school habit of being baited by detectives.❞

he still has mixed feelings about L. always has, always will. he just can’t resist the chance to push kira where it hurt: the public killing of lind l. tailor.

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hisvanity:

you don’t say

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tell me your honest opinion of my portrayal