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there are children in my playground if i was a little bigger then i’d earn myself the nickname beowulf the kitty ripper

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my hooman leaves the house sometimes and when im feeling bored i turn on taps then go and hide to test her vocal cords

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i tried 2 give my hooman hepatitis c she wouldnt let me chew the rug reciprocity

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when mum forgets my morning walk i dont do rude remind i sit on top of carry-bag & control her with my mind

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sumtimes i am brave hero sumtimes im a hotshot sumtimes i make men tremble and sumtimes i do not

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🎵 catnip CATNIP catnip 🎉 🎵 CATNIP catnip CAT 🥳 🎵 catcat 😸 ninip 😽 catnip 😻 CHRIST, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??

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i despise the wealthy & if u knock on my door with a double-barrel surname u get double-barrel claw

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if you see full brekfast bowl try and stay dignified make sure mum's not looking when you stick your feet inside