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god how fukin tight was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me i’m gonna put these pillows and fluffy animals back on my bed every fukin morning from now on and like that night you can barely sleep cause you’re so excited to be sleeping in ur new room layout and then the novelty wears off and you go back to your messy self idk or was that just me

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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I hope all of you wake up tomorrow with better skin and a happier heart

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that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth

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Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

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There is either a cowboy in your house or there isn’t and you have to deal with that

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people who can’t pull off crop tops:

superheroes who wear their superhero disguise under their clothes

people who can pull off crop tops:

everyone else

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what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀 what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a thing ? i miss it tho. i miss Numa Numa

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I’m on the fucking floor

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since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

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The four horsemen of the apocalypse

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do i come off as a top or a bottom?

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you don’t need an education to marry rich