26-year-old cishet guy. He/him. Hi. My name is Alex. I'm primarily into pregnancy and cows, though I won't say that I'll never stray a bit. My guilty pleasure is fantasies that involve gender roles and dehumanization that intersects a bit with tradwife material, but I don't sincerely hold these views and try to be gentle when espousing them in the context of kink. If that makes you uncomfortable, I totally understand. Be warned.
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When “GIF” was named word of the year in 2012, Oxford Dictionaries U.S.A. credited Tumblr for pushing the word.
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Having a pregnancy kink is hilarious to me. Just take a character you like, draw their belly round, and then—boom. Aroused.
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i want a womb tattoo, but one you can't see because my underwear will cover it up. when it's off? surprise!
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Someday I’m going to be able to hold my pregnant wife’s belly and feel the triplets kicking as we relax and settle in for the evening, and then all of this will be worth it.
#i am still...very tired#it has been a rough week#it is odd to have this kink in this political climate#i hope that those who follow me know that i don't actually want to reduce anybody to incubator status#even if my fantasies and turn-ons sometimes enter that territory
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Horror movies and cockwarming with my hand over your mouth.
#i daydream about watching movies with a cutie while she cockwarms me a lot actually#it just sounds so cozy
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lets all just go out and lay eggs in public
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Love it in porn and whatnot when they put a bunch of little hearts emanating from someone’s tummy while it’s getting stuffed deep with cum 🤍. Being held down on the entire length of something’s big, swollen, cock (bonus points for double hand holding) while its balls tense up with that explosive first load. Like they’re being pumped full of hot, fertile, love that makes their belly completely round out and soft in only a few seconds. Now too heavy to even lift off of it and left there panting.
#i love it when they put a bunch of little hearts in porn period#i am all about the little hearts#they're so sweet and cute#and they make it clear that everybody's having a good time#and that's important for me
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Would you rather be pregnant with one horse-sized duck or three duck-sized horses? This is very important.
One horse sized duck for sure
#so far we're 2-0 in favor of the duck#it occurs to me somewhat belatedly that this choice might be too easy#perhaps i should have expected that pregnancy fetishists would gravitate towards the larger option#oh well
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I remember you once did a donation sequence of you being hyper pregged. Any idea where that went?
it fell into the ether like all things on the Internet do once an account is deleted at the behest of a ceo who thinks horny pictures are yucky and prevent ad revenue
So here it is in full once again
#i'm still mad that imgur deleted this#(along with all of the other porn)#((which i am also still mad about))#it's good to have this back
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finding out a mutual is hot is like stepping into a puddle and realizing its 10 feet deep and falling in
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WOWE CHECK OUT THEM COW MILKERS
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The source on Twitter is listed here, but the artist is also on Tumblr as @strongestmoist.
#i don't think he's posted much here#but in the interest of full context i would be remiss to leave it out
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Slime Mama Egg drive picture set
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#it's been a while since i've seen material from alexa pearl#and now i feel like i've seen her several times over the last week or so#exciting times
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I believe this is Cheryl Blossom, for those wondering.
#i don't see anybody making mention of it#nor do i see a name in the photo itself#so once again i emerge from my well to shame mankind
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