beautiful-flutey
beautiful-flutey
Beautiful-flutey
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Em. They/them. Bisexual. Beware spoilers may exist here. Things I like, feel, want, or think will help me and my friends. Literally a bunch of random things.
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beautiful-flutey · 3 days ago
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my 6yo piano student: did you KNOW that girls can marry girls and BOYS can marry boys? But they can’t do that romantic dance together when one has a rose in their mouth, because only boys can play the guitar :(
me: 👁️👄👁️well actually, girls can definitely play guitar??
6yo: WAIT REALLY?? :O
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beautiful-flutey · 4 days ago
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what’s happening with santa
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beautiful-flutey · 13 days ago
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Soup frogs!
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beautiful-flutey · 13 days ago
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GET ABSOLUTELY SOUPED!
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beautiful-flutey · 13 days ago
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day 1610
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beautiful-flutey · 13 days ago
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📷: lookhuman
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beautiful-flutey · 13 days ago
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Love how when you have chronic illnesses, sometimes you go to the doctor thinking it’s a new acute thing and they tell you it’s actually a new chronic thing! It really is buy one get 12 free around here, isn’t it?
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beautiful-flutey · 16 days ago
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For any relocated TikTok users
you can say sex and kill its fine
If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot
theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them
follower count doesnt matter
tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At
no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is
block anyone that annoys you even a little bit
And most importantly:
post cringe
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beautiful-flutey · 1 month ago
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Tumblr makes sense to me bc if i see something i like i get excited and hit the button to show other people and theres no weird unspoken social conventions my autistic brain doesnt understand. I can literally sit here and reblog 150 niche shitposts about harvest mice in an hour just bc they make me happy and i dont have to explain myself to anyone and i'll actually *gain* followers instead of just being called weird and downvoted or whatever its so cool
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beautiful-flutey · 1 month ago
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Day 32
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It's official, the goat did not burn in 2024.
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beautiful-flutey · 1 month ago
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Source: Dorothy Parker FB
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beautiful-flutey · 1 month ago
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how have you been?
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beautiful-flutey · 1 month ago
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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)
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beautiful-flutey · 1 month ago
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beautiful-flutey · 1 month ago
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oh shoot we got quarter century tomorrow
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beautiful-flutey · 1 month ago
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beautiful-flutey · 1 month ago
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“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking
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