beautiful-flutey
Beautiful-flutey
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Em. They/them. Bisexual. Beware spoilers may exist here. Things I like, feel, want, or think will help me and my friends. Literally a bunch of random things.
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beautiful-flutey · 2 days ago
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beautiful-flutey · 3 days ago
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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
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beautiful-flutey · 3 days ago
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The Atchison Champion, Kansas, March 25, 1897
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beautiful-flutey · 3 days ago
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actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen
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beautiful-flutey · 3 days ago
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For the love of god stop
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beautiful-flutey · 3 days ago
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For the love of god stop
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beautiful-flutey · 3 days ago
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For the love of god stop
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beautiful-flutey · 3 days ago
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Found this on facebook but reposting to SAVE A LIFE.
Or at least some of y’all’s GPAs.
You’re welcome.
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beautiful-flutey · 3 days ago
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As a farmer.. homie thinking he is hot shit for hauling ONE BALE is so fucking funny let me put a rack on the back of my 02 dodge and i can haul fuckin 10 bales without needing the headers
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beautiful-flutey · 3 days ago
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beautiful-flutey · 6 days ago
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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed
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beautiful-flutey · 6 days ago
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FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
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beautiful-flutey · 6 days ago
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i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass
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beautiful-flutey · 29 days ago
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beautiful-flutey · 29 days ago
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Working on a dataset of roadkill reports. state agency personnel CANNOT spell
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beautiful-flutey · 29 days ago
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reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows
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beautiful-flutey · 1 month ago
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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
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