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Naughty phrases you can only say at Thanksgiving...
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. That’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. You still have a little bit on your chin.
12. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
13. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
14. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
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Halloween is the by far the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch. Happy Halloween everyone 🎃
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