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Ay long time no see

Okay yo. That's. Not really a good way to come back? I guess? But ahem. So I have come to the conclusion of archiving this blog and making a multimuse blog instead, which would include canon muses, ocs, and aus. I will NOT be deleting my portal ocs blog because it is linked to a group blog. So uhm.. yeah while I work on getting this new blog all set up, like or message me to let me know you saw this?? It'd really help..

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So this blog is going on a hiatus. I don’t know for how long but it could range. I’m sorry guys I just have no muse for him right now If you wanna contact me go to either of these two blogs: @fried-wires @-littlegreyghostieandfriends-

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Hhh,, I have like no muse for Dark. Haven’t had any in a little while. I have many unfinished drafts and icons to put in but I just. *shrugs*

I’m probably going to be putting this blog on a hiatus untill I get some sort of muse back. But!! Never fear! I’ll be active on my main and AL-X blog. My AL-X blog however needs to be updated in the rules and about, but oh well. Go ask them things or request art ig.

I’ll make updates or reblog memes for when my muse is back for little ol'Darky.

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Bring up my muses past, fuck them up, nothing is off limits

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Hhh,, I have like no muse for Dark. Haven't had any in a little while. I have many unfinished drafts and icons to put in but I just. *shrugs* I'm probably going to be putting this blog on a hiatus untill I get some sort of muse back. But!! Never fear! I'll be active on my main and AL-X blog. My AL-X blog however needs to be updated in the rules and about, but oh well. Go ask them things or request art ig. I'll make updates or reblog memes for when my muse is back for little ol'Darky.

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IF YOU SEE THAT “TOO MUCH HUMOUR” UNDERTALE REVIEW GOING AROUND, IT IS FAKE

IGN HAVE NOT REVIEWED UNDERTALE; THE ORIGINAL IMAGE IS SATIRICAL AND NOT REAL

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PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

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Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex.  Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom to pee, even if it doesn’t feel like you need to, because even a little pee can flush out the bacteria and prevent a UTI.  I didn’t know about this and I got a UTI from my first time, and it was super awful and uncomfortable and unfortunately even those with good sex education rarely learn info like this.  I want everyone with a vagina to know how to prevent it because UTIs suck hard.  That is all.

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Roleplaying with the New Update

Okay, so I just randomly figured this out, and I hope this works well for other users and simplifies things in regards to roleplaying and the new update.

First off, put your partner’s lovely reply into your drafts.

Then copy and paste your partner’s reply into the “Your text here” box.

Now this next step is very important to get it to work. After your partner’s url, you want to add : [colon] and blockquote their reply.

If you hit enter/return and the blockquote continues to that next line, save the draft and retry it. If the blockquote isn’t present in the next line, you’re good to go. Type your reply below.

When you save the draft, you should get something like this:

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Help I don't understand. Tumblr why. [Aggressively motions to dash and other blogs] Where are the long confusing posts?? This is?? Bad?? Being stuck in mobile hell is also bad but like?? Just. ??????

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IT IS MINT GREEN

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The stranger let out a yelp when he was 'tackled' down. Huffing as he looks back at Link. Oh. OH.

"What in Nayru's name are you doing?"

beatingshadxw has liked for a starter!

| Tiny gerudo-raised Link attempt to steal someone’s wallet. Only a few inches closer and… Oops, she fell right on top of the stranger. Darn. |

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He laughed at the duo, patting Ace's free shoulder. "Nope. Just a litte fairy."

"So you got pie in the face by a grey face? Nice job kiddo."

“… I don’t need that from you.” Ace looked around. “How did you even KNOW about that?”

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sangardent:

                                               CALL THIS AN EXPERIMENT.

So I explained to the french community how to rp on tumblr (I made them a 7 word pages tutorial actually) but they all are too afraid to not be able to speak english. Some of them actually have a good level. So yeah, maybe they’ll make a mistake or two but can you, please, like (or reblog) this post if you don’t mind roleplaying with someone whose first language is french? Knowing that they could make some mistakes in english.

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Deplorable state is a better term than what he'd use to describe himself.. Dark shifted his weight from foot to foot, dull eyes averting to look everywhere else but Link. The heroe's shadow perked when hearing his counterpart speak. Seeming to shrink back at each questioning word.

Inching closer he swallowed a lump in his throat, glancing to the blonde. "..Yes, it's me." He could explain how it was him but not why. The when was a little iffy. But, now that he was closer Link would be able to tell just how horrible he looked. Dark circles under his eyes, thin as a stick, sickly looking despite being tanner than before.

He didn't even carry a sword anymore, couldn't lift steel and metal ones, but instead he had daggers and knives he's stolen.

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Dark could be seen wiggling to get the cuccos off his back while a pink fairy made the birds run off before hiding away in the bottle again. Sighing he grumbled something as he stretched out from the small ‘attack’. Blinking ruby orbs met saphire ones, a sight for sore eyes as some would say.

Standing, slouched and mouth agape, a gloved hand raised and he gave a wave before he forced himself into a more respectable posture. Though it was easy to see. He was a mess.

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Wiggles brows

Mmm Imm a promote a few blogs while I work on this short little m!a drabble. Heeeerreee we go.

ask-thief-link is such a great blog really. The mun is super nice and I love her with all my heart. Her take on Link is fun to think about, as well as interact with! Go check ‘em out if you want.

the-seven-deadly-sinners is a group blog with me a few friends. It’s pretty self explainatory, though the blog is just for asks.

asknerdbabyarthur aaaaaaa. Great blog, awesome mun. I haven’t interacted with Kit’s Arthur in awhile but omg. He’s a cutie and just needs some great amounts of love. Kit is also an awesome person. (She’s the palmtree queen! *poses and sparkles*)

zeldasheroofrhyme is amazing because the muse is hilarious and the mun is just a freaking cutie. I s2g. Like. The muse can always make me laugh when I’m sad but I’m just too shy to talk to the mun.. aaa.. you’re awesome though OvO;

forestboylink okay. Okay. Where do I even start? I hmm.. Awesome take on Link for sure, amazingly written, also has a cutie mun. I’m also to shy to talk to the mun or even try to rp with them.. rip. But! If you’re looking for quality things to read on your dash (along with the listed above) then definitely check this one out. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve actually stopped and just read their stuff.

Rip that’s probably all for right now but there are soooo many awesome people I follow and Who follow me and I just.. *loud wheezing*