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— K. Towne Jr.

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Sterek staring at each other too long/intensely/unnecessarily throughout the series. [Part 1]

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My biggest question after starting to watch Teen Wolf: Why is Allison Argent not the main character? Seriously. Like Scott’s great and I love Stiles to a ridiculous degree but Allison

She’s just moved to a new town, after a lifetime of low-key weirdness. No one’s telling her anything, so she’s just piecing things together on her own. Who can she trust? Who’s telling the truth? Does one imply the other? She’s freshly popular, but more interested in her new friends as people. Her new boyfriend is super cute but acting strange. The town has a series of odd deaths, and everyone around her is oddly involved. Her family is acting incredibly suspicious.

Seriously, she would have made an incredibly protagonist, and maybe then we’d get some of the interesting “oh whoops these people are humans and I just hunted them like animals” moral debate that otherwise is relegated to fic. She goes darkside! Once out of ignorance and a second time due to manipulation!

The only downside would be the natural decrease of Stiles’ screentime, since he’s running around in the background doing things Allison only hears about afterwards for the most part, most notably in the first season.

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My followers asked me || Favorite partner interactions || Stiles + Papa Stilinski.

Okay, Dad, I know you’re angry.

Oh, I’m beyond angry. I’ve reached a level of fury that you could not possibly comprehend.

Okay, well, when I get back, you can ground me.

Ground you? Ground you? I’m going to hobble you! Now, please, tell me you’re all right. Tell me that you’re safe. 

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Trick or treat!! Happy Halloween Shana! Could you write about Sokka or Stiles wearing a dress?

It starts when Stiles takes Lydia dress shopping for the winter formal. She’s being grumpy and difficult, which doesn’t surprise him at all, because that’s her default whenever anyone isn’t paying attention to her. “What about this one?” he asks, holding out a dress that’s short and white with a high neck and cutout shoulders. He thinks she has really pretty shoulders.

She looks it over and sniffs, putting her nose in the air. “That would look better on you than one me.” 

“You think?” he asks, holding the dress up to himself. “I don’t know if it’s my color. I’m already so pale, you know?” 

Her lips twitch, and there’s a sparkle of amusement in her eyes. “You’re right about something, for once. Try red. I hate how it always clashes with my hair, and someone should get to wear it.” 

Stiles hadn’t meant to take the joke any further, but then Lydia is piling red dresses into her arms that are too big for her to wear, and okay, he’s done worse things than spending an afternoon with Lydia Martin playing dress up. He starts grabbing dresses for her, trying to find ones both that he thinks she’ll look great in, and that she’ll actually like. 

They go to changing rooms together, going into stalls right next to one another. “Why so many sequins?” Lydia moans, but she sounds like she’s actually having fun now. 

“You’re sparkly,” he explains, then realizes that’s not quiet right, and amends, “You shine.” 

She’s quiet, and Stiles can’t figure out how zip this up in the back,but then she’s says, “Okay, I’m ready.” 

They both step out of the dressing room, and burst out laughing. “You look like a puffy disco ball,” he says ruefully, because it had looked pretty on the rack, and Lydia is beautiful, but the combination doesn’t work at all. 

“You have nice arms,” she says, and Stiles flushes, “but satin does nothing for you. Don’t bother with the other one I grabbed,”

“Bossy,” he says, and she’s smiling at him.

In the end, neither of them end up quite with what they came here for. 

On the night of the winter formal, he’s not stupid enough to try getting ready on his own. Luckily, he has Ginger’s number from the Jungle. 

Ginger’s name is actually Ralph’s, and he’s delighted to come and help Stiles out. His dad raises an eyebrow when a twenty something with a suitcase shows up at their door, but Stiles just says, “He’s helping me get ready, let me know when Lydia’s here.” 

“Aren’t you going to pick her up?” his dad asks, momentarily distracted. 

“No,” he doesn’t explain, and then drags Ralph up to his room. 

He’s not dressing in drag, it’s still him, and Ralph gets that. He shows Stiles how to shave his leg and does his makeup, nothing dramatic, just enough to be noticeable, except for the thick eyeliner and false eyelashes which makes his eyes look huge. 

“Stiles!” his dad shouts. 

“Showtime,” Ralph says, screwing the cap back on the mascara, and Stiles grins. 

He takes the stairs two at a time to the kitchen, and beams when he sees Lydia. “You look beautiful!” 

She’s in a suit with a tapered leg and a tuxedo blazer with nothing underneath, her hair pulled into a bun and a dramatic red lip the same shade as his dress, and red heels so tall that she’s nearly the same the height as he is, since he’s not confident enough in his ability not to fall flat on his face to wear heels. 

“Thank you,” she says primly, but her eyes are smiling at him. “You too.” 

The dark red velvet bodycon dress drapes off his shoulders with a high neck and comes down to mid thigh, and frankly, he looks fantastic. 

She holds out her arm for him, and he settles his hand on the inside of her elbow. “Bye Dad! Thanks Ralph!” 

“Have fun! Be safe!” his dad yells back. Ralph just winks at him. 

The dance is awesome. 

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lydia, who planned said wedding: derek and stiles’ wedding will be the wedding of the century

cora, who was stuck helping lydia with the planning: Took about that long for it to happen

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scott: but did you have to stab jackson?

allison: you weren't there, you didn't hear what he said to me

scott: what did he say?

allison: "what are you gonna do? stab me?"

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erica: Does my hair look good?

The cop taking her mugshot: Please stop asking

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This is canon, right

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Love is a weird thing [x]

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I want a Teen Wolf Star Trek au.

Stiles would be Kirk - the smart-ass captain of the Enterprise that tries to hide his intelligence and find other ways to pass school before being thrown into a position of leadership. He often gets in fights but he is a man who respects loyalty and would sacrifice himself for his crew in a heartbeat.

Derek would be Spock (yes I ship them) - he’s extremely intelligent and second-in-command of the Enterprise. He might not be in touch with his emotions after facing the tragedy of losing his family but he has some serious eyebrow game.

Lydia would be Uhura, the communications and linguist expert. She is often underestimated becasue of her gorgeous looks but her skills and knowledge is unmatched.

Erica would be Scotty becasue she’s a badass who’s skilled in a profession no-one expected. She’s the number one engineer, not only for her age but in history. She’s assisted by Boyd.

Isaac would be Chekov - the young navigator and tactical officer who graduated the Star Fleet Academy with honours. Despite his young age, his knowledge of physics, programming and many other areas could possibly match Derek’s.

Allison would be Sulu - the calm-minded, skilled pilot of the Enterprise. However, when the time comes, she can be a powerful leader and a fierce warrior.

And Scott would be Bones, the chief medical officer who is more often than not chasing after Stiles and cleaning up his mess or patching him up after he runs head first into danger.