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[beastslayings]

We all learn something new everyday.

Good for him though.

I’m surprised Cena actually got married. 

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W h a t.

I don’t even know what’s going on.

Can you guys explain WHAT the fuck is happening? Lmao.

I’m picking up the tab little brother. @beastslayings Lexi said talk to you so this is me talking to you. Love ya.

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thegcddess​:

Well, I guess the switch was nice? You get to experience Smackdown now.

For the first time since the brand split I guess.

And you get to play around on RAW again.

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RAW || October 12 - 2020

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It’s a damn shame too.

HOW do you leave Mickie fucking James out?

I’m surprised Mickie wasn’t drafted because she’s one of the best.

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That’s our fucking luck.

Man.

Why did we have to do a complete switch of brands?

@beastslayings

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This is the hell we live in, my guy.

Why is everything so boooring.

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thegcddess​:

Yeah, it doesn’t sound as good as Monday Night Messiah. But I know you’ll do incredible on Smackdown.

We won’t know until Monday, and that’s the scary part. I’d like to know what’s going on right now.

We’ll go with the Smackdown Savior for now.

Yeah. We still have another day. So it’s a little nerve wracking.

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I got you. No problem, queen. 

I mean. It COULD be allowed. Unless they’ll be like “Nah, you were on Friday’s draft pool,” yknow?

Yeah, Smackdown. Excuse the wine. I’m shocked but wonder if you’ll get drafted back on Monday. That’s allowed, right?

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You mean Smackdown?

I’m messing with you. But yeah. Guess I’m blue for once.

I can’t believe @beastslayings got drafted to Raw. 

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It doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as well, don’t you think, babe?

But at least we’re on the same brand. If you don’t get called over to RAW.

Bleeding blue now, huh? Does this mean I can call you the Friday Night Messiah?

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thegcddess​:

Hush it, Messiah. Go to work.

Can I have a girlfriend isn’t mean to me?

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I’M BECOME

I’M BECOME

I’M BECOMING

Ever since management forced me to remember part of Jericho's theme the whole thing has been stuck in my head.

I hate it here.

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If only we were all so lucky.

Not sure if it’s just me, but I totally have a case of the Monday’s. I think it’s time to go back to bed.

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Fight the power, man.

Fight the power.

They can fire me if they want because they’re not getting their hands on my twitch.

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Easy.

Buddy'a gonna kick my ass.

Y’all proud of me for exposing people’s DMs?

I’M proud of me.

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Something tells me we'll get fired if we do that.

Y’all proud of me for exposing people’s DMs?

I’M proud of me.