beastratford

[beastratford]

madyeager​:

Ahn… um pouco das duas talvez?

Sério? Acho que você deve ser a única pessoa que acha isso. What do you think about me?!? Ele que me pediu em namoro, okay?!. Bem, ele me chamou de namorada, não teve um pedido. Mas só tornamos oficiais. 

Well, both Beatrices think the same. You need a little more color, and a little less cardigans. Que o Taylor Nation não tire minha carteirinha de fã de Taylor Swift por dizer isso.

No! I’m not thinking about you. Era sobre ele mesmo. É que a fama dele... precede, né. A little bit bad guy, a little bit a mystery... We never know. Mas me conta, como foi o não pedido?

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madyeager​:

Ei, o que tem de errado com as minhas roupas?

Long short story, eu e o Trent estamos namorando.

Você quer a resposta da Beatrice sua melhor amiga, ou da Beatrice estudante de moda?

Wow. I mean. Não me surpreende que vocês estejam namorando. Me surpreenda que isso seja oficial. Bem, é oficial né? Ele também te namora ou você tá namorando ele sozinha?

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madyeager​:

@beastratford​  

Okay, eu tenho algumas coisas para te contar.

.

Que você vai finalmente me deixar montar um armário novo para você? Isso eu já sabia. Já que nunca foi uma escolha de verdade.

I’m kidding, babes. Come here, tell me.

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checkyessjuliet​:

Fair enough.

Quem é seu namorado? I won’t kill you or him. I just wanna know.

Great, I’m not saying anything and you’re not either.

You already know him. It’s Kahm. He lives here with the guys.

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checkyessjuliet​:

Eu vi você com alguns copos na mão. E seu olho está vermelho.

Seu namorado, Beatrice.

É verdade. Mas você é a mais velha, se ele for dar bronca em alguém, vai ser em você... Eu não conto nada para ele e você também não. Do we have a deal?

Do we?

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checkyessjuliet​:

I didn’t know that I’m that drunk tho.

Beatrice…

Quem é?

Você ‘tá bem bêbada, é verdade. Papai vai adorar saber.

Quem é o quê?

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checkyessjuliet​:

Desde quando você tá namorando?

Quem é?

Uh... a few weeks... maybe a few months... Who knows, time is relative, right?

Ele é um cara ótimo, Jules. De verdade. Você não tem do que reclamar.

[beastratford]

checkyessjuliet​:

@beastratford​  

Que história essa de cunhado?

.

Uhm... Surprise?

Não me olha com essa cara, Jules...

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10 THINGS I HATE LOVE ABOUT YOU, a spin off of 10 things I hate about you starring Kahraman Wright and Beatrice Stratford​ as a netflix original series

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Totalmente Seu, a Kahraman and Beatrice playlist [listen here]

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Character profile:Beatroce Stratford

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patrickweisz​:

kahramanw​:

And her father is still stuck in a time when the oldest daughter needs to date first, so that the youngest can. That’s why I’m not around. We are keeping things in secrecy.

No, I’m not trying anything here. Pat is just motivated by money, which I don’t have. But I doubt that, with the right motivation, Pat would get a chance with his sister.

Katherina Minola, huh? So that makes you Bianca?

Secrecy is exciting, man. You might as well enjoy it. Remember when I was fooling around with that dentist? She was married and the sex was off the charts. 5/5, would recommend. Well, I would try for a million dollars. So you might be throwing your money to the wrong direction, Trix.

Yes, she’s no Juliet Capulet, she’s all Katherina Minola. Which makes me Bianca, the poor younger sister that can’t be happy until someone comes along and... well... tame the shrew. 

Ewwwww, too much information, Patrick. We’re nothing like this. The secrecy part is only for his safety. It’s not a secret affair with a older married dentist. 

If I had one million dollars I would gladly offer you, but I have, like, 50 bucks and that’s all. 

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patrickweisz​:

kahramanw​:

Sometimes you act like you’re resentful that a girl can’t fall for your charms… But I can be wrong. 

I mean, I doubt that there is a way for you to be able to bend it. Which is a shame, considering that if she dated someone, things would be easier with Bea.

Yeah, it doesn’t happen very often, though.

No, she’s definitely not a monster. She’s very pretty, actually. I guess she’s simultaneously the beauty and the beast, quite a feat. Oh, I see! You’re trying to use me to make your love life easier. Shame on you, Kahraman.

My dad’s a liteture professor here on NYU, he teaches about Shakespeare, you might know him. I like to tell my him that he aimed to Romeo and Juliet but she’s more... The Taming of the Shrew. 

Wait, are you really trying to use your friend? But anyways, I don’t think she would date him. Not even for one million dollars.

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patrickweisz​:

kahramanw​:

Don’t worry, Pat. If I had to call someone to pay the ransom, it wouldn’t be you.

I think he can’t accept that she will never give him a chance.

Nothing that drastic. But I have a feeling she would’ve punched me if we talked for more than 5 minutes. Is she always that difficult?

Gimme a chance? What the hell, Kay? I’m not a masochist. Well, not emotionally anyway. All is fair in the bedroom…

Se for isso, não leve pro pessoal. Você não é o primeiro e nem vai ser o último.

She’s... difficult to say the best. But she’s not a monster like people tend to describe her. 

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patrickweisz​:

kahramanw​:

I thought that you were doing English major, not Psychology. Am I missing something?

She was in the bathroom, but may have escaped by the fire escape stairs when she heard your voice. Oh, there’s she is. Pat, that’s Bea, the most beautiful girl I ever known. You maybe know her sister… Juliet.

Oh, hi. Now I get it. Nice to finally meet you, Beatrice. I’m afraid I’m too broke to pay the ransom, so… You can keep him. Wait, what? You’re Stratford’s sister? Whoa… my sorrows.

That’s fine, I wasn’t interested in giving him up anyways. Right, love?

Oh, so you know Juliet, huh? What she did to you? Punched you? Made you cry? It’s always a surprise with her. 

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patrickweisz​:

kahramanw​:

Hostage situation? I am touched that you missed me so much.

I don’t even will answer that. But I have now a girlfriend, so I get it if there’s a fine line between hostage situation and a relationship in your understanding.

Well, there’s a name for it… Stockholm Syndrome.

But at least you’re getting laid… Where’s she anyway?

I’m here.

Hi. I’m Beatrice. Cam’s girlfriend. 

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krazykristi​:

Tudo bem, eu também gostaria de ficar me olhando se eu pudesse, it’s a hell of a view. Hm. Não me lembro de você, Beatrice, e eu me lembro de todo mundo.

Quem é você e quem te enviou, B? Posso te chamar de B? Gosto de chamar as pessoas assim. 

A hell of a view, indeed. Com todo respeito, I mean. Eu sou nova no curso, talvez por isso? 

Uhm, foi a Cordelia. Pode, claro que pode. Me chamam de Bea geralmente, mas B funciona muito bem também. Can I call you Kristi? Ou prefere Kristine?