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so what now...

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this show sucks. anyone here listen to spring winds

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jeff and the bnuuy. thats it thats the post

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i love you grankle

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theirdale are you free tuesday night

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because all u do is listen to beard marriage

I swear how do I know ZERO celebrities. You guys always talk about famous people and I have no idea who the hell you’re talking about but then it turns out they’re the most well known and liked person on earth right now

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badger pellitea asexual moodboard

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how do the jarsis fans feel about jeff fucking karsis' cousin in law

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God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger's estate and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with flowers and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d say he ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out and he’d come out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow- like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

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cant wait to learn more about mellavi. "he's the slut" is craaazy

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all my haters become satyrs when i gallop through the woodland of success

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pov: you're a gladiator taking a break from training and you take your dogs out hunting but instead find a very lost 8 year old boy (circa 19 years ago)

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the college au update im howling

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cant wait to learn more about mellavi. "he's the slut" is craaazy

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cant wait to learn more about mellavi. "he's the slut" is craaazy

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HIS FIRSTBORN CHILD?????