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to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

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not gonna lie, when i saw that a cybertruck had exploded i legit didn't realize it was some sort of premeditated thing, i just thought it was just another extreme flaw in it's design. i had no idea fireworks were involved, i honest to god thought it just did that on its own

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That’s Mr. Dyke To You

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I overthink things you've never even thought of

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Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke

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the terrors of the past don’t stop

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Ohhh my goddd. Yeah, yeah. Comedy and poetry and horror and pornography are all the same thing, I get it. A punchline is a couplet is a jumpscare is a cumshot. What, is this your first day on earth? Uuuggghhh. I thought you came over so we could finger each other and play GameCube, man. I mean, it's cool that you're figuring stuff out, but like. Uuuggghhh. Y'know?

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“I shall never forget the occasion when I was visiting a school as a writer and the whole place suddenly fell into an uproar because the school tomboy - a most splendid Britomart of a girl - had beaten up the school bully. Everything stopped in the staffroom while the teachers debated what to do. They wanted to give the tomboy a prize, but decided reluctantly that they had better punish her and the bully too. They knew that if, as a child, you do pluck up courage to hit the bully, it is an act of true heroism - as great as that of Beowulf in his old age. I remember passing the tomboy, sitting in her special place of punishment opposite the bully. She was blazing with her deed, as if she had actually been touched by a god. And I thought that this confirmed all my theories: a child in her position is open to any heroic myth I care to use; she is inward with folktales; she would feel the force of any magical or divine intervention.”

— Diana Wynne Jones (via joeyvermeil)

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Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

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there isn't much to draw about fat fish tail

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take that dirk strider tag off yhat post about my life or so help me god

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the stevebucky dynamic of ’they could break everything in me except my love for you’ vs ’they fixed my every ailment but my love for you remained so it must be right and holy’ is. insane

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The Warrior of Light has the best dialogue sometimes

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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