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I love this alot and I don't know why lol

EVO Gods in Empires

Jimmy’s brain skidded to a stop as he heard Scott address the enemy, a look of incredulity crossing his face.

“Wait, your name is Xornoth?”

“And what of my name is so funny?”

A little laugh escaped the Codfather, “Let me guess, you’re the older twin? Which would leave Scott being named after Xaeraye?”

“How did you know that?” Scott’s brows furrowed in confusion.

“Yes, Xaelane, how did your mortal lover know this about our history?”

“Pearl, you won’t believe this!” Jimmy called out to the other monarch, confusing every other individual around them.

Pearl hummed, approaching from where she stood near a shocked Wither Rose Alliance, “Hm? What’s up Jimbo?”

“Did you know Scott is named after you?”

Pearl blinked. “Oh? Really? That’s lovely! Not many people named their children after me. But that also means that his brother was probably named after you, remember?” Jimmy froze, staring at Pearl, who simply laughed. “Oh come on Xornaithe, don’t tell me you forgot?”

“I forgot,” Jimmy admitted. After a moment, he perked up again, “They’re named after us for protection, right Xaeraye?”

“Yes?”

Jimmy’s smile widened, a hint of mischievousness finding its way into the expression. “Including protecting them from themselves and silly lesser gods?”

“Again, yes?”

Jimmy turned to their enemy and gestured him closer, a triumphant grin on his face. “Xornoth, you’re not allowed to do this anymore. Exor has no power over you now. We’re going home to the Cod Empire.”

“What?”

“As your namesake, you are my responsibility.”

“Wait! You’re Xornaithe?”

A flash of purple lit up as wings appeared behind Jimmy’s back and his eyes flashed purple, revealing delicate decorations on his ears. If they were to glance to the side, they would see Pearl had also revealed wings and glowing eyes.

“I was once Known by that Name”

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OMG

YOU CAN HEADCANON WEDNESDAY AS AROACE AND LESBIAN. SHE COULD BE A LESBIAN ORIENTED AROACE. YAY.

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A poem about Wintertime

Theres snow on the ground

And frost all around

I have a cold ear

It fell off

Oh dear

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I got christmas cat ears

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So cute

My cat went PRRP

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Hehe

Hehe

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My fellow oriented aroaces make some nooiissseee

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Exactly

aroace Wednesday is the only correct interpretation