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Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

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Final mission impossible trailer dropped

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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This image is so high definition I feel nauseous if you zoom in you can see his ear piercing hole

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Pure black coffee no sugar

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coming back almost a month later. this would make me horny as hell actually

trying to horny post but it becomes more and more clear that im just very hungry.

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Weak, foolish: Lapis Lazuli is unsympathetic because uhhh if I went through all that I would simply have a healthy trauma response

Rational, wise: Lapis Lazuli is unsympathetic because if 6'6'' roided out masochistic tgirl with mommy issues and an S-tier eyeliner game got down on her knees and told me she was addicted to my cock I would grab her throat and never let go

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You considered me racist and blocked me yet you let DieWhiteWoman reblog from you?

it's german for thewhitewoman

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people need to have higher standards for what being “pro-trans” means

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I have no patience for when a cis man gets angry about people making egg jokes or assuming he's a girl or whatever. like what the hell do you want me to say? "don't worry josh, you're not a girly little faggot like me, I know that would be just awful." like shut the fuck up. I'm not gonna coddle you and tell you how masculine you are to protect your ego. everything is already handed to you on a silver platter. I'd like to see you last even one day as a trans woman.

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theyve discovered a planet where you can have a disappointing jerk off session and doom scroll on your phone until you get a headache every day. And theyre calling it. earth <3

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