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*sports announcer voice* ARE YOU ALL READY FOR FAT FAGGOT FALLLLLLL

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i bet it feels good as fuck to run your hand against a minecraft smooth stone block. and you could cut yourself on the edges. the blood would run down the side, dark and shimmering.

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gonna be honest guys i dont think we need to reclaim "degenerate"

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whos this chick

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the worst part about the cybertruck outside my apartment is that the amount strangers talk to me has risen by like 500%. theyre like haha a cybertruck and i have to be like yeah lol it does suck now please stop talking to me

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You can just be a girl

You can just be a girl. Or a boy, or something else; those aren’t my areas of expertise, though I imagine the process is roughly similar. But you can just be a girl. If you want to. If you’re not already.

You can grow out your hair. You can try on new clothes. You can take that stumbling first step into something new. You can have your awkward teen years in your 20s, your 30s, your 40s, your 50s, and on. You can never arrive late, as long as you still arrive.

You can throw away all the things you were told were gifts but which never brought you any joy. You can finally give yourself what you actually wanted but were told to never ask for.

You can drop the act. You can dismantle the walls you were taught to build. You can pick at the callous you formed around yourself to protect from the friction of the world, peel it away to find yourself soft beneath, and discover the relief of being tender. You can find sisterhood, and feel it fill all the empty promises brotherhood made before. You can have love, and you can finally give it too. You can delight in how the world seems frictionless now that you don’t have to pretend anymore.

You can melt your flesh down and recast your body into a home instead of just a tool. You can listen to every stitch pop as you rip yourself from the social fabric, free to weave yourself anew. You can rend yourself open, reach in, and gently raise the girl you could have been before you were taught to be a man. You can shed the false self you hid inside, claw your way out sticky and bloody and gasping for air, and you can finally start living. With freshly soft hands you can seize the hammer of your will, and with it — day by day, blow by screaming blow — you can beat your fate into a shape of your choosing.

You can just be a girl.

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Gotta bail my stupid fucking thalmor husband out of jail for another fucking DUI charge

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my webcam is use is a "xbox live vision", released in 2006 for the xbox 360. whenever i go to take photos using i can only use it for like 10 minutes before it overheats

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why is privacy so eroded. I get treated like a nutcase if I say no, I don't want strange companies taking pictures of my home and putting them online for maps or whatever. I don't want to be in the background of your tiktok, and I think it's weirder for you to assume I'm okay with it than it is for me to politely ask you to refilm it so my face isn't in the frame. I don't enjoy handing my employer a list of every online account I have and feeling under surveillance when I'm just shit posting or sharing pictures of my cats or garden harvest. I don't want to hear your private calls on speaker on the bus, esp when the person on the line doesn't know you're broadcasting their words to strangers. I don't want an algorithm guessing what will piss me off the most so I spend more time online, engaging with shit I don't want to see or hear out of outrage. I don't want any of this. it's total ass.

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this new snapshot is fucked up

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naming your movie "The Thing" bold as hell but you know what, it delivers. its not like they could have easily been more specific, you know? Thing

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needed this on my blog

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cheers to my housemates for drawing the gems for me for this comic 

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Hello dear🌹

hope that you are well

Please help us,May God bless you 🙏

I'm Etaf from Gaza Palestine

I am a mother of five smart children.

speaking to you with a heavy heart on behalf of my family who urgently need help.

The war has destroyed everything we own.

It destroyed everything my husband and I built for these children.

Now we don't have anything, We do not have the price of rent, or education. We want you to contribute to open a project for my husband, please.

read and Share the link Private in my campaign

,My campaign has been verifiedBy Operation Olive Branch . 🌿

donate, not hesitate to do so and rest assured that God will reward you because we are in dire need of that. And share the link on social media that would be kind of you. May Allah make you happy all your life dear Thank you. 🙏

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his ability to capture all the small horrors of modern american life in the most incredibly funny and creative and deeply upsetting way. he is an absolute master of his craft dude