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BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE | Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense (1984)

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Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

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do NOT

have sexual relations with that woman

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dentist just put it back in btw im fine lol

fuuuuck one of my fake teeth fell out

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One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

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fuuuuck one of my fake teeth fell out

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breakfast reveal.

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yaoi ass situation are you kidding ne

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attempting to commit suicide with a zip 22 and it misfires while Im chambering a round and blows off my finger but Im not deterred and cock it again and it misfires again and puts a hole through my neighbors dogs skull as it runs in through the front door to investigate the sound. the euphoric rush from killing a dog is enough to stave off my suicidal urges for a few days and I return to playing warframe and jacking off all day

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spends so long thinking so much about balls that i'm not looking where i'm going and i fall down a manhole and a work crew comes and starts pouring hot tar down the manhole and the tar engulfs me and i stay there for 100,000 years until a team of archaeologists unearth the tar during a dig and my body is perfectly preserved and there's a fossil of a thought bubble above my head that says BALLS and it's shaped like a big heart and all the scientists say i looked at peace and also kind of handsome

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s-s-s-s-s-squad

Hedgehog Stew - iteachvader

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wish it came out a bit lighter but w/e. 2025 year of the blond

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i saw this tweet yesterday and then today on the subway i saw a guy stumble on the subway and i laughed aloud at him by mistake while remembering it

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i havent even done anything? i showered yesterday and did nothing all day?

why do i stink what the hell. havent smelled like this since i started e

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why do i stink what the hell. havent smelled like this since i started e

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Fag strong together. Don’t forget.