“How long have I been asleep?” “You have been asleep since November,” said Frog. “Well then,” said Toad, “a little more sleep will not hurt me." ~~forty+, white, cis aroace, she/hers
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THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING TO GET YOUR MEDS BEFORE THE PHARMACIES CLOSE
they are going to be CLOSED OVER THE HOLIDAYS and so will the DOCTORS WHO SIGN YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS.
if you don't have enough meds to last the next THREE WEEKS, put in for your repeats and refills tomorrow! that's Wednesday! do it! don't go to hospital at New Year because you ran out of stuff!
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like, you're free to write whatever tf you want, tag whatever you want. but if you're only making a token effort at specifying what is happening in your fic, you should expect and be ready for people to be confused
if you're gonna have the stones to make a heroic character a rapist (and not state that the pairing you tagged is A raping B), you should also have the stones to accept that people who stumble onto your fic are going to ask for better tags!
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youtube is pulling this bullshit again
praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...
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if you're gonna have the stones to make a heroic character a rapist (and not state that the pairing you tagged is A raping B), you should also have the stones to accept that people who stumble onto your fic are going to ask for better tags!
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what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas
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Countdown to Christmas -> Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983) Dir. Burny Mattinson
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im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants
#the last time i went to the zoo i bought a giant angry orchard#and i just sat all tipsy and watched camels for a while#'twas fun
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‘blorbo’ doesn’t have to mean ‘character i objectively think is the most well written and fascinating narrative agent ever’. it doesn’t even necessarily have to mean ‘favorite character’. they *can* all be the same person of course but to me ‘blorbo’ conveys the sense of a fun little trinket you carry around with you for moral support. it may or may not serve a functional purpose but you like looking at it. you play with it or put it in a jar or chew on it occasionally
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do people who live in countries that don't have snow know about the snow silence? When you get a nice big dumping of fresh snow and you step outside into an infinitely harshly contrasted world and there's no sound because the snow absorbs it all? I believe it fits the traditional use of terrific both wonderful and incredible but also causing a great terror.
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So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.
I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.
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