beanarie
beanarie
manifestly a prig of the first water
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"How long have I been asleep?" "You have been asleep since November,” said Frog. "Well then," said Toad, "a little more sleep will not hurt me." ~~forty+, white, cis aroace, she/hers
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beanarie · 57 minutes ago
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Vegan Tiramisu Cookies
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beanarie · 57 minutes ago
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Local goat discovers joy of painting
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beanarie · 2 hours ago
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agshdjd i forgot about damien darhk icing the time bureau to "return of the mack" i hate this showwww
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beanarie · 2 hours ago
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lily naming her child after a dude who was her father's friend for one to two years is a fun contender for hollywood namesake syndrome
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beanarie · 3 hours ago
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For you, beans!
"You remember when I told you that my first try at a relationship after Abby didn't go well?" "That was Alex?" Tommy nods. "Yeah. We met about nine months after Abby and I broke up. I tried to make it work but we weren't a good fit. I didn't just want to do Grindr hookups anymore and I thought I was ready for something more serious, but Alex was… intense. He wanted too much too fast. Maybe if I'd actually sat down and told him he was going too quickly for me…" Tommy shrugs. "Things could have ended better between us, but I wasn't exactly good to him either." Buck looks away, guilt swirling in his stomach. He can't help being reminded of blindsiding Tommy the first time by asking him to move in. But before he can get too lost in his own head, fingers gently curl around his chin and turn his gaze back to Tommy. "Don't do that," Tommy says softly. "It's not the same at all. Alex and I were never going to work. But you and me?" Tommy takes Buck's left hand and kisses his engagement ring. "We've worked hard for this. I love you."
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beanarie · 4 hours ago
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the first thing she did was make herself invisible to the dystopian death bot and leave the legends to die. queen.
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beanarie · 4 hours ago
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beanarie · 4 hours ago
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beanarie · 4 hours ago
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the flashback scene of amaya and nate being all happy immediately before she left him forces me back to ava and sarah's ikea dream fight episode in season 5 or 6. it's so interesting how they were allowed to be adults in a relationship while the het pairings were overwhelmingly focused on whether they could even be together
remember when rip with uncharacteristic grace acknowledged that the team was better off without him and with sarah at the helm, looking like he'd finally renounced his citizenship to douchebag nation. then fifteen minutes later, he came back and ended the team, taking their ship? and this was days after he spent a year honing his cake-decorating while the others were all enslaved by the legion of doom
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beanarie · 4 hours ago
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Here is a happy child....
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beanarie · 4 hours ago
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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
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beanarie · 6 hours ago
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i know keiynan lonsdale left arrowverse because he wanted to but there is a universe where wally was a long term member of the legends and it is so beautiful there
remember when rip with uncharacteristic grace acknowledged that the team was better off without him and with sarah at the helm, looking like he'd finally renounced his citizenship to douchebag nation. then fifteen minutes later, he came back and ended the team, taking their ship? and this was days after he spent a year honing his cake-decorating while the others were all enslaved by the legion of doom
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beanarie · 6 hours ago
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stein gives off the most blatant one day before retirement vibes i HATE it
remember when rip with uncharacteristic grace acknowledged that the team was better off without him and with sarah at the helm, looking like he'd finally renounced his citizenship to douchebag nation. then fifteen minutes later, he came back and ended the team, taking their ship? and this was days after he spent a year honing his cake-decorating while the others were all enslaved by the legion of doom
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beanarie · 6 hours ago
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remember when rip with uncharacteristic grace acknowledged that the team was better off without him and with sarah at the helm, looking like he'd finally renounced his citizenship to douchebag nation. then fifteen minutes later, he came back and ended the team, taking their ship? and this was days after he spent a year honing his cake-decorating while the others were all enslaved by the legion of doom
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beanarie · 7 hours ago
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beanarie · 8 hours ago
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also some baby buckley fic tinkering?
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Buck’s life changes in the late hours of a slow shift.
He doesn’t know it for what it is at first but that’s how change always comes. He remembers being young in the dull winters of Hershey, the school day followed by football, football followed by early sunset, early sunset becoming the dull morning of another day. He remembers stomping his way to school after getting in a fight with his parents in the car, the chill air biting his cheeks as he wished for summer already, so he could leave the house early and do fuck all all day just to stay away from his mom and dad. He remembers summer arriving each time, a change, a shift, something new just like he wanted, only for the bright lovely sun hanging in the sky to feel like nothing but muggy heat soon enough. He remembers wishing for school again, for shorter days, for winters. A loop so static, so motionless with all its false starts and ends, driving a boy mad enough to run into trees on purpose, climb walls and jump bridges for something, anything, to feel real. He remembers wanting a true shake. And he remembers the day it happened, only in the shape of his sister leaving. Then being everywhere and with everyone, jonesing for the dopamine of something new each day, itching for a change all throughout his twenties. Then finding a home and realizing, oh, no. It was steadiness that I wanted. A change that would bring stability. Dependability.
Then Bobby dying.
Buck knows change. He’s been dealing with the earth-shattering kind for months, but true change, the truest, the most remarkable kind comes his way during the tail end of a dull, static twenty-four hours. The dawn is not yet broken, Hen’s somewhere tinkering with her IV supplies, and the boys are sleeping upstairs when he slips out the doors of the station, just for a breath, some fresh air in his lungs, and he hears a baby's cry.
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beanarie · 8 hours ago
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it's always really funny to read reviews of the murderbot books that are like 'we eventually learn that the secunit is not a mindless automaton after all but a person, who hacked the module that controls its behavior and just wants to watch its tv shows in peace' as if that isn't literally the first thing we learn about it. like, the first sentence:
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