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showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

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Bashir telling Garak the story of the boy who cried wolf

Well, that’s a little graphic for children, wouldn’t you say?

But the point is, if you lie all the time, nobody’s going to believe you, even when you are telling the truth.

Are you *sure* that’s the point, Doctor?

Of course. What else could it be?

That you should never tell the same lie twice.

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To this day I find it hysterical that Julian Bashir has chemistry with almost every character on DS9, except for Jadzia, Leeta, Sarina and Ezri... you know, the four main women they try to pair him off with.

He has more chemistry with Worf than those four and Worf genuinely can't stand him.

Like he has bags of chemistry with Garak, Miles, and Kira. And also a little bit with Sisko and Quark and Martok!

he even has more chemistry with Sloan and that Romulan Senator Lady who he accidentally helped get probably executed than he does with his supposed love interests!

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the religious storylines on ds9 are crazy if you really think about it. imagine being in the mall and seeing the gates of heaven open outside auntie anne's pretzels

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Deep Space Nine is thirty two years old today! Happy birthday to the show that fixed me AND made me worse

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get that girl her Odo fries !!

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Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:

1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I‘m from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.

2) Ireland is going to get united

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FRIENDS – 5.11: The One With All the Resolutions

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PSA for Switch owners

The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.

To turn it off

go to the eShop

go to your profile where your funds and account info is

go down to the bottom of the page

there you will see “Google Analytics Preferences”

select the Change

select “Don’t Share”

Please spread the word. Really shitty of Nintendo to just quietly start allowing Google to spy on users for advertising.

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this joke makes me so mad because I 100% bet you we already have

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Adding Fuck to LOTR, from the Hobbits.

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Odysseus: *lying, traveling, stealing, etc*

Hermes, the god of all those things: YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE