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I Crack Myself Up
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My favorite dinosaur is the Velociraptor, if you know what I mean...Now that I have your attention, this Blog will be filled with things that make me happy.  That's it, that's the theme, and if the things that make me happy make you happy too, then today is good.
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be-infinite-you · 9 years ago
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im laughing @ this image of jeff goldblum bc it makes him look like a centaur but w the horse bit cropped out
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i’m invested in this story
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be-infinite-you · 9 years ago
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Hamilton?
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I am SO SAD this got cut…
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be-infinite-you · 9 years ago
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reblog this for random anonymous Hamilton lyrics in your inbox
I’m doing this for everyone :-)
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be-infinite-you · 9 years ago
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sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*
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@buzzfeed where is the excitement?  just how many funny posts are there?  this isn’t how you are supposed to title these types of things!!
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be-infinite-you · 9 years ago
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Girls don't want boys, girls want full length, professionally filmed Broadway musicals.
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I read "I'm an antichrist." Whoops
You don't like Obama??
No what the fuck??????
I’m an anarchist
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be-infinite-you · 9 years ago
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bernie sanders is just a cute old man wanting to fix the united states and i think we should let him
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be-infinite-you · 9 years ago
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@buzzfeed You forgot about Adam...
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POLL: Is it Dean or Sam who truly gets your motor running? (Said motor obviously being a 4-barrel, V-8 engine under the hood of a black 1967 Chevy Impala.)
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THIS IS REBLOG RELEVANT FOR ONLY TODAY IN THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY AND ITS FUTURE
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be-infinite-you · 9 years ago
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Donald Trump is NOT “winning”
There is a post going around that is very annoying and troubling to me because it contains false information about the American political system that could end up working against Bernie Sanders. So I wanted to clear some things up.
Donald Trump is NOT winning.  There is no “winning” at this stage.  There have not been any elections!  At this point, the polls are done basically on name recognition.  That’s how Deez Nuts ended up getting polled at 9% in my lovely home state of North Carolina, because people recognized “Deez Nuts” when asked.  But literally there are no elections for Donald Trump to have won.  That post says he’s ahead with votes… but there aren’t any votes for him to be ahead with.  The first Republican primary in in February.  At that point, we will have votes.  Now, we do not.
I want to reiterate, the polls mean NOTHING right now.  Literally Deez Nuts y’all.  Deez Nuts.  Deez Nuts is not a candidate that people would vote for… Deez Nuts is a candidate that made people laugh when asked. These are the current polls and their questions.  http://www.pollingreport.com/wh16rep.htm
These polls are about the Republican nomination.  I’m going to explain how the American political system works for a second here… See… We have two major parties, though the small parties have to do this same process too… but it’s bigger for the two major parties.  So candidates run for the nomination… because that party can only nominate one person for president even though many within that party want to run.  So before the election is to take place, each party has a “primary” election… where they vote for whoever will represent that party.  Once someone wins the primary elections, that person is the presidential candidate for that party and will run against the other presidential candidates for the actual presidency in November of the election year (I word it that way because that’s 2016, and some people seem to think it’s this November).  So currently, Donald Trump is running against other Republican candidates (honestly, they’re all horrible and the problem we’ve run into this year is that they don’t have a good front runner because their whole party is so split and divided about everything that they have no cohesive purpose, just as they haven’t for the past 8 years other than “keep Obama from doing anything” but they can’t run on that now because Obama doesn’t matter so they’re all just floundering) to become the person who runs against whoever wins the Democratic nomination for president in November 2016.  He is NOT currently running for president.
In some states, you must be a registered member of that political party to vote in the primaries.  Which means you must be a registered Republican to vote against Trump in the primaries.  In some states, you can be unaffiliated or independent and vote for ONE primary, not more.  Regardless, you cannot vote against Trump in the Republican primaries and for Sanders in the Democratic primaries!!!!!!  I have bolded this because it is SUPER important and people NEED to understand.  If Trump wins the nomination, it is beyond unlikely he would win the presidency.  If he wins the nomination, that would essentially give the Democrats the presidency because enough of the public is disgusted that that would never happen.  Sanders is not a shoe in though!  With Trump winning the nomination, no matter what Democratic candidate… they’d be a shoe in.  But we need to be fighting for Sanders to have the Democratic nomination!  If we don’t vote for Sanders in the Democratic primary against Hillary Clinton, we don’t get to vote for Sanders for president!  He’s come so much farther than anyone thought he would.  These are the current Democratic polls http://www.pollingreport.com/wh16dem.htm  We REALLY need to help Bernie.  
Encouraging people to vote AGAINST Trump in the Republican primaries PREVENTS people from voting FOR Sanders in the Democratic primaries.  
In conclusion VOTE FOR SANDERS in the Democratic primaries NOT against Trump in the Republican primaries.  
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be-infinite-you · 9 years ago
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Parks And Recreation is criminally underrated and one of the best ensembles on TV. They figured out how to make comedy out of people who like things, as opposed to the usual sitcom where it’s just people being awful to each other. Turns out passion can heighten things in the same way that conflict does. And that delights me.
Tim Carvell, head writer for The Daily Show (Rolling Stone,Sept. 2013) 
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THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!
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be-infinite-you · 9 years ago
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korra: i have to find my own path as the avatar.
katara: i know you do. aang’s time has passed. my brother and many of my friends are gone.
zuko *flies by on his dragon*: KATARA WHAT THE HELL
toph *pops up from a hole in the ground*: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE WE’RE DEAD!
katara: sometimes i can still hear their voices…
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