bbratpackk

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karlo was in the maximortal superspecial. btw

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The BratPack but as that one stupid meme. This is my magnum opus

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is this not a fucking safe space suddenly

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T-shirt that says “I understand the themes and characterization of media I like, sometimes I just make jokes”

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FEDERAL DICK TRIED TO PULL ME OVER FOUR A LITTLE BOOZING + CRUISING BUT I REPLACED EVERY WINDOW IN MINE HUMLE SHITBOX WITH STAINÈD GLASS & WHEN THE SUNLIGHT HIT HE WEPT IN REVERENT AWE

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shrimpazoid (guy who made a mantis shrimp themed vigilante persona complete with super-sonic hammer gauntlets and colour-vision enhancing goggles endlessly mulling over a cause worth using them for) and tony (canon bratpack character tony batson) discuss the cost of living

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My first awful bratpack villain idea today was this though:

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Basically this huge dude with supersonic murder gauntlets and fuckoff freaky goggles just sits in on Gardner and KV's fights trying to find philosophical direction. Unfortunately Gardner frequently deploys the "if you want me to shut up so bad you can kiss me with tongue you shitty little loser" line and Beau gets thrown off his rhythm n ends up saying some WUH W. WELL . YOUR MOM!! shit

So my other idea here is there's a guy named Shrimpazoid and he's got mantis shrimp theming and he was red-green colorblind but made optically enhancing goggles that let him see shrimp colours. He also has hammer gauntlets that break the sound barrier. He is held back from the utter destruction of planet earth because he hasn't found any sort of grand villainous motive.

He doesn't wanna be a hero because he doesn't wanna end up a capitalist dog, but doesn't hate capitalism enough to warrant any extreme revolutionary acts.

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So my other idea here is there's a guy named Shrimpazoid and he's got mantis shrimp theming and he was red-green colorblind but made optically enhancing goggles that let him see shrimp colours. He also has hammer gauntlets that break the sound barrier. He is held back from the utter destruction of planet earth because he hasn't found any sort of grand villainous motive.

He doesn't wanna be a hero because he doesn't wanna end up a capitalist dog, but doesn't hate capitalism enough to warrant any extreme revolutionary acts.

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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

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this is old as fuck but in fact still pretty funny. to me.

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the heat of the stage lights

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do you think your server will ever been open for others to join 👉👈

probably not, sorry. I really don't like public servers so it's mostly fr like. me and the broskis. feel free to interact here tho

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beaubs no context fucka you

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@tuxedkitt got some print copies of the comics n was showing us and I got way into looking at the covers anyway here's my comments

1. antidepressant grindset

2. this cover was meant to represent steroid abuse but all I can think is "he's taking his t shots"

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Cant have Robin anymore because of woke

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every story needs a child who believes the brave hero's gonna be just fine !! (you only have to check the papers to see some of these children end up just like me)