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sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted

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i just realized that wes anderson and quentin tarantino are not the same person

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being religious is fun and sexy, actually, sorry that organized religion wasn't for you, but that has nothing to do with me ❤️

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oh god, i miss you brittany murphy

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anyone else cry when they see a fan edit from their favorite show?

just me ok,,,

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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you know when spring is here because everyone driving to work has their hand waving in the wind

i’m everyone

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a tiny old woman came into the deli and ordered a “wonderful turkey sandwich” and when asked what she wanted on the sandwich other than turkey she said “all of your most wonderful toppings”

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NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

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This is a safe space for whiners, complainers, bellyachers, and the generally unsatisfied

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public library save me

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I’ll never get to experience watching freaks and geeks for the first time at 16 years old again

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do we just post our raw feelings out here or what

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new year’s resolution:

drink cold drinks in cold weather

have fun making said drinks with friends

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book banning is unequivocally bad and worth being concerned about, but it's funny how this practice has survived into the internet age, where information is more readily available than it's ever been in human history.

"ACK! my kid is going to learn Gender Queer at the school library" dude your kid has a porn machine in his pocket and you pay for it.

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ah, to wake up as a cockroach and rot from the inside out.