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fujoshi dog

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I've seen this before, but it's been years and it just came across my Twitter in its dying days. The words are from a favorite author of mine, Maggie Stiefvater, and they are the words I most need to hear when it comes to dealing with chronic pain and illness. I didn't need this the first time I saw it, six years ago. I need it now. Maybe you do, too.

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there should be an episode of mob psycho where an orchestra somewhere is panicking because their conductor has been killed by an evil spirit and reigan shows up thinking he and mob would exorcise the spirit but mob doesnt show up for his own reasons so reigan calls him while standing in front of the orchestra. Mob doesn’t answer so reigan goes on to leave him a very long voicemail explaining the situation but while hes doing so, all his hand movements make the orchestra think hes the replacement conductor. And so they start playing to his hand movements which results in a shockingly stunning and unique performance from this orchestra. People talk about it forever. It goes down in history as a moment that changed music forever etc etc

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Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

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sorry my son lectured your son for watching the counter-revolutionary children's show "paw patrol", but to be fair it is copaganda

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Solidarity

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90% of age gaps don’t matter when you’re a grown adult as long as you don’t have a repeated pattern of dating people barely legal. I would date someone 30 years older than me if I liked them who gaf

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its all "blue-eyed boy meets brown-eyed girl" and never "green-eyed aroace person stays single forever"

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When you boil water do you boil it on the stove from the start or do you boil it in an electric kettle first and then transfer it to a pot?

I learned the kettle first approach is pretty normal in England while I lived there and I have to admit I��ve used it ever since because it does seem to be more efficient but my fellow Danes think I’m pretty weird for doing it like that (which is fair) and I don’t know how common it actually is around the world.

Also, if you try this DON’T preheat the pot because it’ll splash boiling water everywhere. Preheat the stove, pour the boiling water into the cold pot and then place it on the stove.

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I think getting vampire fangs should be considered a gender affirming procedure

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Take a break, this cute tardigrade needs time to cross your dash:

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Fabric study :)🤍