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HE'S TRYING VERY HARD TO CONTROL HIMSELF

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Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.

A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.

Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.

Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.

Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.

If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.

Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.

Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.

Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!

How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.

The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

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no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

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avocado

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no matter how many fandoms people say is the most hated fandom on the internet nothing can touch dream smp in my opinion. that was like 3 solid years of, for some fucking reason, grown ass adults suicide baiting mentally ill teenagers in the middle of the pandemic and pretending that it was internet activism. and that was before the heinous shit came out. they were cancelling 16 year old tommyinnit for being in an among us lobby with pewdiepie that one time. it was crazy out there

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They remade Despicable Me to focus on Gru's relationship with his minions rather than him adopting children. Also, it was live action. All of the minions were played by bearded men in yellow fullbody suits.

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A funker I made last year (two months ago ahaha 👉👉)

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My friend is surrounded by the army

The IOF has given my friend Abed @mohmad5 and his wife @safa-abed seven hours to leave before bombing starts.

They are crouched in the rubble of their former home waiting to die.

The road costs $1000 per person. I have no hope of getting him this without help. Please do what you can for him.

Vetted #47 (his wife is also vetted)

tagging for visibility. (sorry if you get a lot of these and this is annoying, i just need to try circulate this as quickly as possible)

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your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

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ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

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do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

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gummy lamas

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London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

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