battlersexual
Fandom Junkie
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Hi, I'm G. I love stories, and fiction in general. I'm part of a number of fandoms, but Umineko is my favorite, and Battler is my one true love. Sigh... Additional info: I am bisexual, bigender, and genderfluid. Pronouns: Whatever you want to call me, I don't really mind, as long as they're not dismissive. (E.G. "Buddy" or "Pal" in an argument.) 18+.
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battlersexual · 1 day ago
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There are a fair few faux feminist statements I hate, but “We are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn” is one of them.
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battlersexual · 2 days ago
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this is my mom
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battlersexual · 2 days ago
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With only the footprints in the mud, this level of reasoning is possible for Furudo Erika. What do you think, everyone!?
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battlersexual · 3 days ago
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Saw this on twitter honestly loosing my mind over it.
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https://x.com/mekklord/status/1778678608543752285
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battlersexual · 3 days ago
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trans girl: i wish the world wasnt so cruel to me just for being my authentic self
genderfuck millenial with "fuck terfs" in bio: see THIS is why we need to be kinder to men & males. people are treating this person so bad for what? bc they're male? bc they seem masculine? trans men also face this too, and cis men tbh. the world is just so fucking cruel to masculine people. trans men's liberation now.
they/he ex terf mutual who still rbs from the "nice ones": the oppression people face when they present as afab is so real. afabs know what its like to be hurt like this. female socialisation makes the world so violent for us. like it cannot be overstated the kind of violence we face just for the way that we are born.
trans girl: you guys dont make me feel all that safe or understood actually
transandrobro who is actively participating in the harrassment campaign of 5 other women: i just fantasised about killing you
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battlersexual · 3 days ago
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People probably know this somewhat since the Lone Trail rerun was fairly recent, but for those not in the know: Arknights has its own explanation as to why hot dogs are called that.
Specifically, when the food was being imported from Bolívar to Columbia, it was through merchants and hawkers coming into the developing nation. As a marketing tactic, these vendors would often employ young and attractive servers to gather a clientele... and as most people in Bolívar are Perro, so were these young attractive people.
So, the implication given is that the food is called hot dogs because... they were mainly sold by hot dog people.
This is why you pay your localization teams well, and I will hear no complaints.
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battlersexual · 5 days ago
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re-creation of one of my favorite audio posts (which is now broken)
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battlersexual · 5 days ago
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All kobolds can hold the ZL button to crouch and then shake the joycons to roll around in a little ball
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battlersexual · 5 days ago
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I would imagine there is no job worse than that of a foxgirl milf because I have no doubt that foxgirl kits come in litters of up to a max of 11 and an average of at least six and they probably reach all their movement milestones way faster than human babies but their language acquisition would be a bit slower so the babbling phase goes on for years but they're just doing fox noises so you just have a house full of small children sprinting and breaking shit going "kon kon! Wan wan! Wan wan! Kon kon!" And they probably play like fox kits so they're constantly nipping at each others ears and tails and all that aside even when that's over well then they've entered their "critical period of trickery acquisition" and that's even worse. I'm sorry fox milfs.
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battlersexual · 5 days ago
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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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battlersexual · 6 days ago
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Harris Rosenblum Relic of the Corrupted Blood 2022
Soy based resin, cosmetic prosthetic, latex, french green cosmetic clay, aerosol hairspray, water gilding media (individual serving dehydrated bone broth, french green cosmetic clay, cosmetic kaolin, rabbit skin glue granules, terracotta clay), SD cards (contains archive of World ofWarcraft patch 1.7.0 (corrupted blood plague), 1.7.1 (plague fix) and interstitial script), USG drywall filler, automotive filler primer, wax.
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battlersexual · 7 days ago
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battlersexual · 7 days ago
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battlersexual · 7 days ago
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Hot take: this is the point where EVERYONE should say “deny defend depose” to ANY insurance person. Flood the justice system with absurdity so they are forced to reckon with the burden of truth. Highlight the hypocrisy of a system hell bent on “justice” when CEOs get to play judge, jury, and executioner. Make the bigots uncomfy and those complicit culpable. Call out cops for being shitty. Advocate for people in jail for addiction. Be a nuisance and a reason for change
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battlersexual · 9 days ago
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"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.
"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.
"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.
"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.
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battlersexual · 10 days ago
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I broadly disagree with the criticism that Blades in the Dark's resource economy is busted, but I recognise that it's assuming a very particular relationship between players and player characters. While it's not quite on par with the OSR "funnel" model where the vast majority of player characters won't survive their first session, it's very consciously aimed at producing campaigns where, if you insist on playing as the same character in every heist, that character is going to have a life expectancy of two, maybe three heists before they max out their trauma or eat lethal harm. This is intentional: the text points out that you might want to let your character sit an adventure out now and then if you want them to have any sort of life expectancy, and some of the fallout results between scores explicitly take your character out of play for a session and tell you to play as somebody else in the meantime. There's a reason that character creation choices are so minimal, and advancement ("levelling up") so strikingly rapid.
Where the trouble arises is that I see a lot of Blades in the Dark hacks that don't have this assumption, and position themselves as games where you're expected to play as the same character for the full length of a long-running campaign, but they keep the base game's resource loop more or less intact. Like, that's not necessarily a mistake if your explicit intention is for two thirds of the initial cast to be dead by the end of the first arc, but it's my experience that this is not often the case. I feel like a lot of people are just not doing the math – then other people are coming along and playing these hacks, correctly identifying that the resource loop of the game they are playing is not congruent with how that game's text claims its campaign play is supposed to work, and concluding that Blades in the Dark is a bad system.
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battlersexual · 11 days ago
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why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP
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