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I bet octopuses think bones are horrific. I bet all their cosmic horror stories involve rigid-limbs and hinged joints.

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me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

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Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

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collecting joans of arc like they are my little pokemon team

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for the record i 100% support chappell roan being as much of a bitch as she wants to fans who don't respect her boundaries. like yeah celebrities hold a lot of privilege in terms of wealth but that doesn't make it less fucked up that they're treated like public property and the fact that she's gained so much notoriety so quickly is probably A Lot to deal with. was she kind of blunt about it? yeah but why the fuck would you expect a perfectly polished pr statement when at the beginning of this year nobody knew her name? let the woman breathe jfc

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This photo of Chappell Roan pointing at a red carpet photographer and shouting “no, fuck you. not me, bitch. YOU” at them after they shouted at her first should go down in history as a a truly elite and iconic award show red carpet moment. It’s so refreshing to see an artist who well and truly will not take any shit and isn’t afraid to speak up.

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"Originally it was not called 'Good Luck, Babe!', it was called 'Good Luck, Jane!", but my co-writer and I kept getting in arguments about it, so it became 'Good Luck, Babe!'." CHAPPELL ROAN on 'Good Luck, Babe!'

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Chappell Roan + outfits

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CHAPPELL ROAN Video Music Awards 2024

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The Midwestern Princess

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chappell roan & gerard way stage outfit parallels

chappell looks:

vmas, sept 11 2024 / hinterland, august 4 2024 / bonnaroo, june 16 2024 / hangout fest, may 18 2024 / coachella, april 12 2024

gerard looks:

corona capital mexico, nov 18 2022 / london, nov 2005 / detroit, sept 13 2022 / los angeles, oct 11 2022 (but first worn in nashville, aug 23 2022) / sydney, march 19-20 2023

PART 1/?

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Iconic Performance Pop Girlie Of All Time

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she IS stopping the world

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5 sexiest things a woman could wear

Full suit of armor

Just an oversized teeshirt

blood of her enemies

leather jacket

Super cool sword on her back

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the sexless lesbians who say every horny thought makes them "no better than a man" might kill me for this but regarding chappell roan's ass in the tight chainmail and thigh-high plate armor forming a pseudo-garterbelt situation, it needs to be said: AWOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUBBA HUBBA WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO