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tumblr working overtime to scrub “adult” content from this website only for a photoshopped pic of john lennon’s [redacted] to become a top post 3 days into 2022

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Love this fr

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Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)

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I never let anyone ruin my day

I can fuck this shit up myself

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If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. 

Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About Nothing”, which you could basically read in modern slang as “Freaking Out Over Pussy”. And that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the play. 

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The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

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maybe this got away from the original request a little bit, but i just couldn’t fight the idea. sorry anon i just feel that cormac so WOULD

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huilfbsdihfkjG THEY DISCOVERED AMELIA EARHART’S BONES ON INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY WHAT THE THIS IS A PERFECT COINCIDENCE 

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do any of you guys remember that super long fanfic that got popular a few years ago that was an AU of what would have happened if sirius had been arrested and unable to raise harry, and dumbledore forced petunia to take him in instead ? it was a bit of a reach, and pretty angsty, but it was a good read, i guess

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me forcing my followers to look at my newest obsession

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Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.

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Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake. Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

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jacksfilms is a national treasure

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all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

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loving vincent (2017) dir. dorota kobiela and hugh welchman

the world’s first fully painted animated film. a biopic made up of 65,000 oil paintings done in the style of vincent van gogh. please support this film by seeing it when it comes out!!

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Damn, this is so good

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When ICE isn’t cool.