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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

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i think we should hear them out

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6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

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Sorry

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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a backstory, ultimately, is a justification for the bad-but-compelling choices your character makes in game. 

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something i don't see talked about enough is the fact that parents having constant surveillance over "their" children is normalized by our society

like seriously, parents will go install the Super Panopticon Kid Safe Parental Controls 2000 that sends their kid's internet history, recordings of their calls and texts, every file on their phone, and exact geolocation to the parents.

and if you ever point out that this is more likely to endanger kids than protect them, people suddenly bombard you with a thousand comments about how children are too stupid or immature to have the most basic privacy in their life.

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A long meme, but something that should be said

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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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yeah i understand women. they all want daggers and swords. it’s quite simple really

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Having ocs is fucked up they make you wake up and think stuff like what if i learn to code in renpy and make this into a visual novel. Who said that

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For anyone wondering why I decided to become a needle felt artist, it’s so I could make my favorite characters and then hold then like this:

Or, on occasion, like this:

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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

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thank you everyone for joining my first episode of my heartgold artlocke... here is every pokemon we caught this night on stream!! (no deaths... SO FAR.)