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I absolutely hate how manly they made Arlecchino. She could have been hot and sexy but they gave her a mid as fuck suit belonging to some mid husbando. And they call her the “father”. Sigh.

God dammit miHoyo. Why can’t women be sexy anymore? It’s not fair. Show her thighs! She deserves a costume like Eula’s delicious fit. Such a missed potential. You had one job to make this woman absolutely droolable and you missed the fucking mark.

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Hi, i am new to tumblr and was wondering If you have other websites you are on?

I’m mostly on discord and I’m slowly migrating over to a new account at @echo-ai ! If things go well this semester I might update with a deviant art or Etsy page.

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“hm? wtf is this pokey pointy thing in my hand??" 

”i have found the edges of the universe. the flesh of the gods becomes the land on which i tread, warm from the ichor running hot within. the eldritch plucks me from its skin, and i may soon perish for my hubris. its claws or mandibles with which is holds me are soft, lined with intricate patterns beyond my comprehension, and no matter how hard i struggle, i cannot move it. it is as alive as a hatchling, but as vast and absolute as a tree or hill. forgive me, my Queen, but my sacrifice here shall serve as a warning to the rest of the-“

"OH FUCK ITS AN ANT” YEETS the little thing 

“i am lost. the god evades me as i fall back to unnatural, yet true earth. i have been spared, and nearby i can smell the remnants of peanut butter and chocolate. all is well :)”

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trust me, whatever you make up is going to be more interesting than our actual history I promise you

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

hi everyone look at my cat his name is coconut

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finally........ mlm/wlw solidarity

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military recruiters love to harass young adults

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British food look like this

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Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.

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They’re watching a movie

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i signed up for a yaoi forum so i can download bl games and they don’t even ask for your gender

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“You going to share that?”

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When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

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this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny

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sound on or something idk

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Audience note from test screening of VIDEODROME, 1983

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taranza is normal 👍