Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions
simon cucks some poor guy for flirting with u
simon and aftercare
simon edging himself
pussy drunk simon with loose lips
devoted service!dom simon and the way he grinds into u
simon smoking while u ride him
pent up simon condescending!simon
worshipping simons balls
fucking u while on the phone ā PLM!universe
angst hybrid au
thigh riding
trying anal for the first time
gun play
mean!simon cum play punishment (dubcon warning)
simon jerking off
simon receiving aftercare
concerned simon with a size kink
giving simon head while he drives
creampie with pussydrunk!simon
simon training your throat
pornstar!ghost
JOHN MACTAVISH !
soaps leaky cock videos
KYLE GARRICK !
fingering you to sleep
KONIG !
using ur clit as a fidget toy
soft!kƶnig characterization
kƶnig overstimming himself
using kƶnig's cock as a fidget toy
pussyjob bc he doesn't wanna prep u
eating u out bc u had a bad day
KEEGAN RUSS !
mean!keegan brat taming
keegan fucking up into u to relieve stress
loud!keegan
SERIES / MULTI !
situationship with simon vs golden retriever kƶnig
soap asking simon to help fuck u properly
unnamed hybrid au: one | two | three (complete) ft. simon, soap, + gaz
shadow entity!ghost: one | two | three (in progress)
āI am forever denouncing this therapeutic obsession that governs our modern society, scared of living and haunted by death. We must protect ourselves from everything, heal from everything. Nowadays, food, music, painting, hikingā¦ everything is repurposed as a method for healing, for keeping fit, for keeping healthy, when these activities are first and foremost opportunities for pleasure, desire, gratitude, knowledge, wonderment, and bonding with others. Our entire culture, as well as politics, imposes on all citizens this endless and nagging preoccupation with mental and physical health.ā
āDogs donāt know what they look like. Dogs donāt even know what size they are. No doubt itās our fault, for breeding them into such weird shapes and sizes. My brotherās dachshund, standing tall at eight inches, would attack a Great Dane in the full conviction that she could tear it apart. When a little dog is assaulting its ankles the big dog often stands there looking confused ā āShould I eat it? Will it eat me? I am bigger than it, arenāt I?ā But then the Great Dane will come and try to sit in your lap and mash you flat, under the impression that it is a Peke-a-pooā¦ Cats know exactly where they begin and end. When they walk slowly out the door that you are holding open for them, and pause, leaving their tail just an inch or two inside the door, they know it. They know you have to keep holding the door open. That is why their tail is there. It is a catās way of maintaining a relationship. Housecats know that they are small, and that it matters. When a cat meets a threatening dog and canāt make either a horizontal or a vertical escape, itāll suddenly triple its size, inflating itself into a sort of weird fur blowfish, and it may work, because the dog gets confused again ā āI thought that was a cat. Arenāt I bigger than cats? Will it eat me?ā ā¦ A lot of us humans are like dogs: we really donāt know what size we are, how weāre shaped, what we look like. The most extreme example of this ignorance must be the people who design the seats on airplanes. At the other extreme, the people who have the most accurate, vivid sense of their own appearance may be dancers. What dancers look like is, after all, what they do.ā
ā Ursula Le Guin, in The Wave in the Mind (via fortooate)
the problem is that I want to know everything in the world but also I can't seem to do my laundry when I'm supposed to, rendering me absolutely useless
(girl who has isolated herself from all her friends for weeks on end voice) why do I feel like shit right now
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