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mentioned that i loved eating ass and she ripped her tights open to let me

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my dykes in arms... the ass is not the sole domain of the gay man... we too can venture there. we CAN do butt stuff

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Workplace nudes, public bathroom nudes, forest nudes, garden nudes, exhibitionist nudes of all kinds are truly magnificent, and if you have ever taken any you're a perfect angel 🥰❤️

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Leather jacket with fur collar my beloved...

girls when their favourite jacket is no longer seasonally weather appropriate to wear

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i'm oilin her pipe till she blow

she blow up my line for my oil

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SHE DIGGIN FOR MY FOSSIL TILL I GO EXTINCT!!!!

she blow up my line for my oil

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having hot nasty sweaty messy sloppy gross hardcore lesbian sex right now would fix me

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I stand up and all of my bones explode out of my body like a shrapnel jetpack

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Can I eat donut off your dick 🥺👉👈

You're in fact mandated to. By law.

Sorry about the extra glaze tho

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t4t roommates so when any of us comes home stressed we can just fuck each other

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that sounds pretty tiring tbh....

Sorry everyone no funny tumblr posts today I'm using all of my brain to resist the urge to post hole

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okay so. on first glance. i thought that had wheels? like...like an office chair???? and now i cant stop laughing. at the image of someone. like scooting around on a dildo with office chair wheels.

I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer

Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It's $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv

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YOOOO!!!!

What about the high voltage lightning thing on your shoulder, on the side?

Already got a tat on my right shoulder, having vague ideas for a sleeve on my left someday so I wanna keep that blank for the moment

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licensed butcher here big

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

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so i opened up ms paint

What about the high voltage lightning thing on your shoulder, on the side?

Already got a tat on my right shoulder, having vague ideas for a sleeve on my left someday so I wanna keep that blank for the moment

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sure let me open up MS Paint.

What about the high voltage lightning thing on your shoulder, on the side?

Already got a tat on my right shoulder, having vague ideas for a sleeve on my left someday so I wanna keep that blank for the moment

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sacrilege of the highest order

What about the high voltage lightning thing on your shoulder, on the side?

Already got a tat on my right shoulder, having vague ideas for a sleeve on my left someday so I wanna keep that blank for the moment