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I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again
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absolutely obsessed with this squad dynamic
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do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
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I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person
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Let us not forget the greatest real-life bard of all time.
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Different Stories Resonate with Different People
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I existed. It was exhausting. 1/5 stars.
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
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i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me
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Mom: “Marie Laveau wasn’t cool. She blackmailed people.” My Slytherin Ass: “I mean... that’s pretty cool.
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please credit me if you repost !
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IRL Cheshire Cat






“What’s everyone looking at??”
So, there has been a green cat walking around the streets of Varna, Bulgaria this week. Many believed that it must’ve been the work of some awful vandals and started a Facebook page to find them… However, it was determined the cat turned himself green when he slept in some left over synthetic green paint and licked himself. People have been trying to catch this handsome fellow so they can clean him off but so far, have been unsuccessful. Apparently, this happened last year too so people don’t think it’s poisonous. He and his friend sure don’t seem to mind but hopefully he’ll get his bath soon!
Watch the video HERE
Via BuzzFeed
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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
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