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Jason: *terrified, thinks he's gonna die* Bruce: *used to carrying Dick around like a ferret* small child. so small.
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*Dick witnesses a house get robbed and Bruce wants in on the case so Dick takes him to show him the house*
Bruce: All right, which one?
Dick: That one.
Bruce: Yeah? Well that’s a stupid house to rob.
Dick: Does anyone live up to your standards? Maybe we can get a hold of the burglar’s number. You can call. Tell him how disappointed you are.
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Batfam but make them youtubers - their most popular videos
Bruce: How To Get Your Own Child - sex not required
Alfred: Family Dinner Vlog (everyone's alive)
Kate: How to get a girlfriend in 8 steps - tutorial
Dick: I'm not like my dad, haters!
Babs: wtf Gotham - a compilation
Jason: how to sever 8 heads in 30 minutes (hypothetically)
Cass: go scare the shit out of people with me
Tim: how I became Batman's therapist
Steph: looking for my ex's spleen day 179
Damian: stealing the batmobile pt. 82
Duke: how i became a gang leader at 13
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I WOULD KILL AND/OR DIE FOR THIS BABY ASSASSIN.
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❌ Bruce hating his kids' friends
✅ Bruce forgetting his kids' friends
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Dick: So what do you do?
Barbara: I work in genetic research and I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers.
Dick: Wow, impressive.
Barbara: Then I'll move on to Leos.
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I changed it from the original yet again, hope you like my crappy cat drawing added on to it! I hope y’all like it, I meant to post one a few days ago but forgot, so we’re skipping the Christmas one. (Unless I already did and just forgot about it)
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Red Hood: Remember when you killed my dad and I didn't murder you?
Two-Face: ...maybe
Red Hood: Great. I need you to look at those documents and help me get- [some legal bullshit]
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[texting]
Tim: Yo.
Jason: Yo.
Tim: Are you gonna be home for dinner?
Jason: I'm on patrol until midnight.
[5 minutes later]
Tim: Alfred's still asking.
Jason: Did you tell him that I wouldn't be home?
Tim: Sorry, I forgot.
Jason: Go tell him that I won't be home.
[10 minutes later]
Tim: Alfred's asking where you are.
Jason: Are you not telling him where I am?!
Tim: I forgot to tell him, I made coffee.
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Robin!Dick, watching Clark and Bruce bicker: "Alfred, does Clark like-like Bruce?"
Alfred: "Yes."
Dick: "I think Bruce likes Clark too."
Alfred: "Yes... but who will tell him that?"
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Tim: Okay sex is nice and all but have you ever rediscovered a fanfic you read ten years ago and thought was lost forever?? Jason: um... no? Tim: *nervous laugh* oh haha me neither
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