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Duke: *Walking down the street* I'm in the ghetto...Ratatata!👆👆

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Tim: Y'know, I really hate the Backstreet Boys.

Dick: Tell me why.

Tim: *screams*

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Jason: Alright this party gotta be lit as fuck! What'd you bring, Dick?

Dick: *Smiles* I brought the napkins!

Jason:...Dick, you fuckin' idiot! I was gonna bring the napkins!

Dick: Shit...well let's just hope Tim comes in clutch with the-

Tim: *walks in high asf* Guys, I brought a fuckin' door!

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Jason: If I jump him, my bro's gonna jump with me!

Dick: Facts!

Jason: If I rob him, my bro's gonna rob him!

Dick: Facts!

Jason: If I wanna smack the shit outta him, my bro's gonna smack the shit outta him!

Dick: Facts!

Jason: And if I shoot, my bro's gonna shoot!

Dick: Fuckin' Facts!

Jason: And if I die, my bro's dying too!

Dick:...

Jason: Like, my people ride no matter what and that's just how it is!

Dick:...

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Dick: Yeeeaahh-

Jason: *knocks Dick over* I'M GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD!!

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Damian: *comes out the house holding a stack of money*

Interviewer: Excuse me, can we have any words?

Damian: Hide the money y'all! There's poor people around!

Damian: *laughs into microphone* HAHAHAHA! With yo broke ass!

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Damian: And then I was like-

Jon: *Sniffling*

Damian: What's wrong?

Jon: My dog just got ran over...

Damian: Oh, well shut up for a second. Anyways-

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Jason: *pass joint to Tim* So wyd after smoking this?

Tim: *Shrugs*

*45 minutes later*

Tim: *Vacuuming the grass, folding the dishes*

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Damian: *rapping* Can you do a split onna dick?

Talia: *joins in* Shiid, how the hell you think you got here?

Damian: Ughhh!

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Jason: I gotta big-

Dick: Head!

Jason: My name is fucking-

Dick: Fred!

Jason: I'm laying on the-

Dick: Bed!

Jason: *grabs his hoodie*I'm wearing fucking-

Dick: Clothes!

Jason: Red! You Dumbass!

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Dick: Listen little buddy, you gotta expect the unexpected.

Damian: *Smacks Dick*

Damian: Did you expect that, bitch?

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Damian: Hey, dad look. I found this cat in the alleyway. *holds up cat*

Bruce: Oh yeah? Well that's the only pussy you're ever gonna get. *laughs*

Damian: ....

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Jason: *Crying* I miss Kurt Cobain so much...

Jason: *looks at pictures of Billy Ray Cyrus*

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Damian: *Talking about Jon* Bitch gon' step on my fucking toe. Bitch. With them fucking cowboy boots. Bitch disGUSTING

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Tim: Never have I ever had a dad that picked up crack and we had to get kicked out of the house.

Jason: ....

Tim: Jason didn't that happen to you? Put your finger down.

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Interviewer: Now if you will please sing the National Anthem.

Bruce: *sings* Ooh, say can you see by the dawn's early light-

Dick: *sings* What so proudly we hail'd-

Tim: *sings* At the twilight's last gleaming-

Jason: *sings* and IIIIIIIIIEIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOUU!

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Bruce: I have something for you!

Damian: *from upstairs* Oh my god. Is that a chicken?

Bruce: *holding a puppy*