bat-volcano
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Hi call me Parker // 18 // Trans He/Him // Bi // Bats are rlly cute yall ;; DNI: (NO)MAP/TERF/LGBT-PHOBES/KINK BLOGS/PRO ANA BLOGS
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bat-volcano · 5 years ago
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Going on a break from tumblr. If you need to message me (@celestethegoddess talkin to you hun) go find me on instagram (@sunsetdoxdraws main) or twitter (@DoxSunset)
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bat-volcano · 5 years ago
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Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Bisexuals:
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bat-volcano · 5 years ago
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God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩
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bat-volcano · 5 years ago
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God gave me the underrated gift of not being born into a english speaking country and the Idiot Me decided to become fluent in it and understand the things america people say and my quality of life been dwindling since
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bat-volcano · 5 years ago
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nicknames exist so that when u say their actual name it carries emotional weight. dont wanna wear it out
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bat-volcano · 5 years ago
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my thoughts n prayers go out to all the girls that bought 2020 planners stay strong queens
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bat-volcano · 5 years ago
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Bro.... you’re excluding ace and aro people from LGBTQ+ spaces?? In 2020?? Ngl.... that’s kinda cringe, bro...
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bat-volcano · 5 years ago
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Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s
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bat-volcano · 5 years ago
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not to start a discourse but if today is your birthday then happy birthday……………
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bat-volcano · 5 years ago
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Cat, can you please tell my cat to get a job? He spends all day yowling in an alley.
that IS his giob !
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bat-volcano · 5 years ago
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I drew this very specific ace artist meme with Mothman because I wanted to feel some happiness specific to me.
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bat-volcano · 5 years ago
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Hello, I hope quarantine is treating you well. My sleep schedule is so messed up, I've gone fully nocturnal pretty much. I hope you are doing okay because you are great and deserve to be happy.
Same tho. Ive been sleeping in until 12 every day, except today. I had to wake up at 8:30 to go to the plant nursery and get more babies (I saw a $129.99 cactus!!) After lunch I slept until dinner. Doubt I'll be sleeping tonight
Quarentine is getting to all of us, so try to make the best of it, okay? You always deserve to be loved and appreciated every second of your day.
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bat-volcano · 5 years ago
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hey hey hey you remember ratatouille? that movie was fuckin wild. in the first 20m a woman points a shotgun at the protagonist and tries to shoot him multiple times, brings down the roof of her own house, and subsequently gasses it. then the rat goes to paris and meets the bastard son of a dead chef and almost dies. again. several times. many times! almost gets locked in an oven. and then drowned. then some shit happens and he controls the bastard son by pulling on his hair. also the bastard chef gets drunk at least once. it’s explicit too like the scheming sous chef brings this 18 y/o or whatever into his office and gets him drunk because he wants the kid to admit that he’s a successful chef because of a tiny hair-pulling rat puppeteer who lives in his hat. and all throughout it the rat is grappling with the ethical conflict of whether stealing is right, and how to reconcile the wasted excesses of capitalism with his belief in private property and self-earned worth, especially when he comes from an impoverished background where stealing was necessary. and the underlying motif is how art isn’t an exclusive club, and how making art accessible to everyone is critical to the expansion and success of art itself, and the importance of honesty in relationships. also the human protagonist’s name is linguini
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