26. Writer. Slytherin. Cat mom. Lost one life because of heartbreak and another one 'cause of pizza intoxication.
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There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site
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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...
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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind
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Kieran in Festival of Masks!
Maybe Ogerpon is there too?
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MC:聽Look guys, I need help.
Xavier:聽Love help?
Rafayel:聽Financial help?
Zayne:聽Emotional help?
Sylus:聽Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Sylus*
Sylus:聽What?
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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before
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me when the devastating fanfic I chose to read is actually devastating
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