bastardclownbaby

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You're kind of like the strong bad of tumblr

how am i typing with boxing gloves on

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Oh by the way, here’s this google review that my boyfriend and I cannot stop quoting

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most things can and should be heart-shaped

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Dress like an Italian man from the 80s smell like a woman from the 2000s party like a xe/xyr

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Submission from Admin Kikwi

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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

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only thing that comes to mind today.

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it's part of the mischievous nature of the cigarette to taste great sometimes and like ass at other times. i call this the trick of the fag

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it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me

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The way you change your immediate reactions to things is that you catch yourself having an uncharitable/bigoted/overly judgmental thought and you catch it and replace it and then you do that a hundred times a day for your whole life and eventually one day like five years later you realize that you think differently now and you’ll always be working on something but that’s how life goes and that’s fine.

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Marylin Mason-Dwyer's bear art.

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blackout sober