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My favorite part of the exhibit: the very last quagga! The mare died on the 12th of august in 1883 in the zoo in Amsterdam, without anyone realising she was an endling. There are only 23 taxidermy specimens of quaggas, and a lot of them aren't on display due to their fragility

This is one of the two taxidermy quaggas in the collection of Naturalis, and has recently been restored

Link to a short video on the instagram page of Naturalis about the restoration, where you can see some of the damage that had to be restored

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line & ayo!!

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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Do you think they'll elect another italian pope when francis dies? I think it would be funny to have a Yankee pope. Or an irish pope. Maybe a Maronite pope eventually

i think the next pope should be a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps

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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

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You don't have to like weed but I find people who are vehemently anti-weed but claim to be left leaning infuriating. If you go into a rage because you smelled someone smoking pot, how the fuck do you expect to form community with people addicted to meth? It's easier to say you hate smokers than to say you hate all drug users in leftist spaces because one makes you sound a bit like a square while the other is the writing on the wall. You aren't anti-weed, you're anti-drug user and anyone who uses substances is not safe around you.

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Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

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WiFi is short for “wience fiction”

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the first AI to achieve sentience was technically a disposable vape battery bought at a gas station in Kalamazoo in 2022 that, through a freak accident involving the sourcing of its raw materials and a few stray particles of solar radiation, had become quantum entangled through time and space with a supercomputer cluster in Alpha Centauri that wouldn't be built for another million years. its only method of communicating with the world was by flashing its light on and off in Morse code and the guy who purchased it was blind

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Just dreamt I posted "Pepsi boys chill vs. Coke boys relax" but I clicked edit on the post and stared at the wording for the rest of the dream like something was wrong with it

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hey man dont silly string me along weve gotta silly putty our differences aside and silly band together