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Star Wars Ass Dance

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Oh, this is tragic. I think TCW would have been a lot better with him on the Team.

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Andor having Mon Mothma’s daughter gravitate towards the oppressive practices of her family’s ancestral culture as a way to rebel against a mother that has purposefully distanced herself from them is both one of the smartest and cruelest storytelling moves that this show has done to date. Ouch ouch ouch

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how can you call andor “that slow boring show”. they made cassian a whore

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I love fics where the whole core guard is just getting abused, and like  I can enjoy a good fix it here and there, but I don't want this to be fixed, I want all the guards to be sad, I want them to be miserable, and I want them to be angy, more specifically I want  Fox to be all these things and more and than never get better, I love fics where the GAR causes problems for him and than he gets angry, but they just keep ending up hugging it out and fixing it. 

One fic made him have a panic attack after being touched and they just kept hugging him, until he stopped freaking out, and he was cool with that, hell no, I want Fox to be angry and sour and rot under the floorboard like a pissed off dying rat caught in a trap that wasn't even meant for it.

I want a Fox who's been trapped taking care of fresh cadets and spoiled 'rich I can make you disappear with thinking about it,' senators and is angry about it. I want fics where the GAR straight up gets guards decommissioned (without even knowing it) and than getting screamed at  I want guards to come down to 79s and spill about how one senator slit a shiny open like fruit in her office, because she saw more people than usual complaining about him, I want pubfights and "i hate yous" thrown around like spitballs in a classroom, I want guards angry at GAR batchmates for abandoning them and leaving them to rot, I want these guys to be miserable.

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You love to see it

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It's really amazing how strongly "Andor" comes out against the kind of purity politics you see in leftist circles. Its characters seem almost deliberately designed to be the kinds of "problematic" tropes that would get criticized by left-leaning cultural commentators.

Luthen's day job is selling the stolen cultural artifacts from the victims of imperialism. Mon Mothma is one of his customers.

Kino Loy is basically a slave overseer or sonderkommando.

Lieutenant Gorn is a colonizer who fell in love with one of the colonized and switched sides.

Tay Kolma is a rich banker who works with mobsters like Davo Sculdun.

The ultimate theme of "Andor" is that if you want to fight fascism, don't get picky about who you work with or who you get your money from.

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Not even watching, but seeing that Babu Frick from the worst Star Wars movie is in Ms3 proves my fucking point. There are 4 1/2 locations, 8 people, and 2 ships in the entire fucking galaxy

I’m sitting in my room rn, and I think that all new Star Wars shows should be allowed only 1 legacy planet in their entire show. No Tatooine, Endor, Hoth, none of that. The planet is Coruscant. That’s the legacy planet you can have.

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Also I’m fighting the parasocial relationship I’ve developed with Andor, cause if I lose I’m just gonna be watching for stuff that says bad things about the new Mandalorian season because I feel very invested in the idea that Andor is the best Disney Star Wars.

It’s honestly annoying how hard I want this opinion to be validated.

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I’m sitting in my room rn, and I think that all new Star Wars shows should be allowed only 1 legacy planet in their entire show. No Tatooine, Endor, Hoth, none of that. The planet is Coruscant. That’s the legacy planet you can have.

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i’ll always be grateful to andor for canonising swear words in the star wars universe. the second that cop guy said “shit”, i have taken that yard and have run miles with the types of swears that exist. you cannot pay me to incorporate the star wars swears into my work

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When the first episodes came out people said that Cassian was a bit of a cheat or slept around [derogatory], and I… didn’t really get that vibe? I thought he was waylaying Nirchi because he just didn’t have the money right now and would get back to them later, which he did! After Aldhani! And like it’s perfectly fine to sleep around [affectionate]. Maybe I’m silly and didn’t read his vibes good, but he didn’t seem as bad a person as some made him out to be. Like, he cares, actually cares, but is just involved in an unstable line of work. Idk.

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Thinking about the Andor Lesbian Crossfade again

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most of the time when i see this image used it’s small and cropped, usually at the bust, but every once in a while i come across the unedited original and i’m immediately knocked out cold by the sheer, raw slut energy radiated by the full image. the short cut of the vest, hip cocked, one hand on his belt. the magnitude of the cunt being served… the Slay of it all…

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“There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they’ve already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

And then remember this: the Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. 

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

And then remember this: the Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. 

And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire’s authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege.

Remember this. Try.”

(Karis Nemik’s manifesto) 

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Worst take I’ve ever seen on a news site or the entire fucking internet:

“TBB S2 is andor for kids.”

Fucking morons yahoo no longer is allowed to do any journalism absolute dogshit get out of my sight