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eevee but bug type?

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me using tumblr

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you, broke: I did a ton of research on geography and climate to design an extremely accurate and highly realistic fantasy map

me, woke: In this fantasy universe I wrote the sun actually does revolve around the earth even though that makes no sense, because I thought it sounded cool 

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Personally I'd like to see WOMAN-made horrors beyond my comprehension #feminism

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Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

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Dhxjsjxhdhshdhd I love my bf so much he just said "hey do you ever see a picture that changes your life forever" and then showed me a photo of a loaf of bread shaped like a crocodile

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“I am a simple person with simple wants,” I say, scrolling through AO3 and ignoring fics for a variety of petty reasons

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flat fuck friday

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sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

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currently reading Tony Hawk's autobiography and apparently this shit has been happening to him since he was 14

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