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If Cursed Cat Alastor talked I imagine it would say so many upsetting things.👌

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he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

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I’m crying laughing to this

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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It’s Beetlejuice Fic Rec Time

Decimal Increments (GEN! :D i honestly wish there were more of those; romance is fine and good but gen fics usually delve a bit better into the characters) Adam gets kidnapped by a monster! Barbara and (a reluctant) Beetlejuice will team up to save that cute man! random comment: barb/adam and beets feel and act like actual adults here (and i love delia in part 2) - very much good dialogue !! i’ve reread this one a few times already (also very good physical hurt/comfort scenes with bee in this one!!)

House Rules the typical Beej returns fic, and it got everything you need: Beej getting to be heroic and snarky, wholesome friendship between him and lydia, maitlands get a cute romance with him !! random comment: an absolute classic, you will devour this in one go and will immediately crave more >u<

Mother Thing fluff all the way, and barbara taking care of beej random comment: i love the lore in this and the science of what beetlejuice is - very cool talks of anatomy and how he came to be ;V;

Devil in my Bloodstream oh no you guys, the angst … beetlejuice gets kidnapped by his mom, as she wants to “take back what is hers” random comment: this one’s written by the absolutely awesome @bi-tlejuice​ go check them out they are so amazing at writing stuff that will tear your heart out!!

Hey, Somebody’s on the Roof SIGH OH WOW. the absolute perfect fic, if you want both lydia and beej to just talk it out post-musical ;V; random comment: you will cry, your chest will hurt, you will have all sort of emotions, go thank @peggydoodles afterwards, they’re responsible

feel free to add on to this !!! UwU

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AND THE SERIES IS DONE! Will I draw more of the properties doing just crossover stuff together? Probably yeah, I have that Lydia sleepover drawing and more 3x beej shenanigans. It’s fun drawing all of them together. I’m glad you guys enjoyed my meme series so much!

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A Comprehensive Guide for Writing Advice

Sometimes, despite enjoying writing so much, something is not working for you. Maybe your well of ideas has run dry. Or your WIP has hit a corner and you can't find your way out to the end of the story. Or you need to go back to your finished draft and see if there are any kinks to clear up.

Fortunately, everyone at Writeblrcafé has experienced such, and to help you out, we have a bunch of links to helpful posts by fellow writers to help you along on your writing journey as well as some helpful links to other websites, resources and software.

General:

WHY IS WRITING IS SO FUCKING HARD? (@writers-hq)

Writer Block First Aid Kit (@isabellestone)

Websites for writers (masterpost @2soulscollide)

Writing advice (masterpost @theliteraryarchitect)

Writing resources (masterpost @stinastar)

One look thesaurus (a reverse dictionary where you can enter words or concepts)

Coming Up with Ideas:

97 Character Motivations (@theplottery)

Character Flaws (@fantasyfillsmysoul)

Character Profile (@mistblossomdesigns)

Characters Unflawed (@emptymanuscript)

Why Theme is More Important than Plot (@theplottery)

Weekly writing prompts on Reedsy

Drafting:

3 of the worst story beginnings (and how to fix them) (@theplottery)

Cheat Sheet for Writing Emotion (@myhoniahaka)

Creative Writing for Writers (@writerscreed)

Describing Physical Things (@wordsnstuff)

How to Craft a Natural Plot (@theplottery)

How to Write a Story? (masterpost @creativepromptsforwriting)

How to write: ethnicity & skin colour (@youneedsomeprompts)

What the F is Show Not Tell (@theplottery)

Writing advice from my uni teachers (@thewritingumbrellas)

First Draft: story outlining template meant to help with planning your next big writing project (@fauxriot)

The wonder/ discovery arc (@evelynmlewis)

How to structure a chapter (@theplottery)

How to pace your storytelling (@charlesoberonn)

How to write and research mental illness (@hayatheauthor)

Editing/Revising:

Eight steps in making the editing process of your book easier (@joaneunknown)

Kill Your Darlings (@tibodine)

Self editing tips (first pass) (@projecttreehouse)

How to critique your own writing (@emeryleewho)

Publishing:

Chill Subs: biggest database for literary magazines and small presses; track your submissions and get your writing published!

5 steps to get your novel ready to self-publish (by @nanowrimo)

Resources for finishing and publishing your novel (masterpost by @nanowrimo)

For self-publishing: this page gives you the exact pixel count of a book spine based on its page count, and/or a template you can use for the correct width/height ratio.

Software:

Scrivener: one time payment of $60 or 70€ (macOS/windows), $24 (iOS; no Euro listed for iOS); used by professionals, many tools to write and organize your novel

Bibisco: free and "pay what you want" version; multilingual, world building, character profiles, writing goals, story timeline, mind maps, notes and more templates to write a novel.

Manuskript: free open source-tool; outliner, novel assistant, distraction-free mode

Ghostwriter: a free and open alternative which has a decent interface with some interesting features, like Hemingway Mode, which disables one's backspace and delete keys, emulating a typewriter.

NaNoWriMo: an international contest to encourage writers to finish writing their novel with many events, groups for exchange with fellow writers, helpful writing advice and help for self-publishing and publishing traditionally.

Let us know in the comments if there are any links we could add to it! Reblog this post to help a fellow writer.

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I feel…. A d i s t u r b a n c e

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classic bait and switch 👻 oldest trick in the book

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u u uwa uwa

BEETLEB*BES DNI I HOPE YOU DIE

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I've watched this too many times 💚 First time with fire clickers!

In love with:

Sweet Alex to instant Beej mode

Costume with sneakers

And footage of a line said from the DC show

This is all just too good.

This here is the kind of footage I desperately crave 🤤😍

Found here

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It’s Beetlejuice Fic Rec Time

Decimal Increments (GEN! :D i honestly wish there were more of those; romance is fine and good but gen fics usually delve a bit better into the characters) Adam gets kidnapped by a monster! Barbara and (a reluctant) Beetlejuice will team up to save that cute man! random comment: barb/adam and beets feel and act like actual adults here (and i love delia in part 2) - very much good dialogue !! i’ve reread this one a few times already (also very good physical hurt/comfort scenes with bee in this one!!)

House Rules the typical Beej returns fic, and it got everything you need: Beej getting to be heroic and snarky, wholesome friendship between him and lydia, maitlands get a cute romance with him !! random comment: an absolute classic, you will devour this in one go and will immediately crave more >u<

Mother Thing fluff all the way, and barbara taking care of beej random comment: i love the lore in this and the science of what beetlejuice is - very cool talks of anatomy and how he came to be ;V;

Devil in my Bloodstream oh no you guys, the angst … beetlejuice gets kidnapped by his mom, as she wants to “take back what is hers” random comment: this one’s written by the absolutely awesome @bi-tlejuice​ go check them out they are so amazing at writing stuff that will tear your heart out!!

Hey, Somebody’s on the Roof SIGH OH WOW. the absolute perfect fic, if you want both lydia and beej to just talk it out post-musical ;V; random comment: you will cry, your chest will hurt, you will have all sort of emotions, go thank @peggydoodles afterwards, they’re responsible

feel free to add on to this !!! UwU

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Whaaat?

whag

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Justice League moments caught on live television

Captain Marvel: Can we get cheeseburgers after this?

Batman: You had cheeseburgers for lunch.

Captain Marvel: So?

Batman: *long sigh*

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Wonder Woman, to herself: I have the patience of the gods and the kindergarten teachers.

*proceeds to break up argument between Batman and Superman*

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Flash: Well how was I supposed to know which one you meant?

Green Arrow: How hard is it to figure out “Meet us in Washington.”

Flash: Hey, there’s lots of Washingtons, alright?

Superman: Yeah. At least forty three.

Green Arrow:

Superman: That I didn’t stop in before I got here.

Green Arrow:

Flash: Hey, it could have been the one in Sussex.

Green Arrow: You both understand this is why Batman hates us, right?

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Hawkwoman: You can’t live off of that stuff.

Martian Manhunter, eating from a party size package of Oreos: You don’t know that.

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Batman: I have kryptonite, you know.

Superman: And Nightwing knows where it is.

Batman: *shocked gasp*

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Black Canary: *fighting a bunch of robots*

Green Lantern: Hey do you think if we tried turning them off and back on again-

Black Canary: This is NOT the time.

Green Lantern: Hey, I’m just saying. It worked for the watchtower.

Black Canary: It worked because we spent three weeks fixing it.

Green Lantern: Okay, yes, but technically-

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Batman and Green Arrow: *emerge from a collapsed building*

Green Arrow: Our kids are never letting us live this down.

Batman: Assuming they find us in the first place.

Green Arrow: You can’t always run away from your problems! It didn’t work in high school, and it’s not-

Batman: I didn’t hear from you for a decade so I’d say it worked out fine.

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Aquaman, muttering: I have no idea where I am.

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Flash: Okay but how are we counting how many times we’ve died?

Green Lantern: Do alternate dimensions count? Because that’s going to change a few people’s numbers.

Superman, nodding: We’ll have to lay down some ground rules.

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Batman Universe #3

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I love how many Golden Age “World’s Finest” covers are basically just Superman and Batman taking their adopted son Robin out for fun activities like good supportive parents (though not above a little harmless fun at each other’s expense).