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basmatazz · 21 hours
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someone has already posted this but buffy was definitely the funniest example of american tv using irish as a magical language for spells and the occult. mostly because this passage was very obviously copied and pasted from an article about a new bus lane
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basmatazz · 1 day
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everyone: which way do you swing?
neil: ...towards the goal?
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yes The Math Sorcerer. im sorry The Math Sorcerer.
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Morning fog on the river
Photographer: Mehmet Onelge  
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basmatazz · 2 days
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lil baby hippo
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basmatazz · 3 days
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thinking about how Neil let Andrew do every single one of these things to him without noticing just because Andrew’s a boy and Mary was heteronormative
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basmatazz · 3 days
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i do love how nora plays around with languages at times in the series but like. where did neil and andrew learn how to say 'witness protection program' in german lmao
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basmatazz · 3 days
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"omg those are the exy monsters they're so scary"
you mean nicky? with a mortgage, husband and two kids?
neil? canonically a math nerd who enjoys cross country?
aaron? the pre-med student dating a cheerleader?
kevin? worlds first almond-mom-history-nerd?
andrew? the boundary respecting ice cream addict?
like yeah ok they've killed people but like also they have a cheese drawer so just calm down, be respectful, and don't start punching people - you'll be fine.
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"do you wanna add tags?" No tumblr, I wish for my words to be seen only by the mold in my walls and the dust bunnies I have yet to clean up
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— I Guess the Old You is a Ghost (#589: June 25, 2014)
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scrappy doo has been found dead in miami
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sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs
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neil when he realised he had no interest in performing the quiet-kid act:
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— Arthur Miller, The Crucible
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'I just want you to know who I am'
🎶 Iris | Goo Goo Dolls
Art credits : rottenbasil, sanexiah, @llstarcasterll , majordangerrr, lis_photoart, dshr_art
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basmatazz · 5 days
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nathaniel, neil, nathaniel, neil. andrew flips the two names around in his head like tossing a coin. heads or tails, the coin always comes up abram. nathaniel and neil are two sides of the same coin; forged in a dark basement, in musty hotel rooms, on the exy court. both hate sweets, love to run, to talk back any chance they get.
some days, the coin lands on nathaniel. jack makes one too many comments at practice and neil - no, nathaniel - has him on the ground, raquet to his neck in an instant. he can't hear what the strikers are saying but through the grate of the helment, andrew sees nathaniel's smile.
others, it lands on neil. andrew finds neil and matt splayed out on the couch, three movies deep into a "pop culture lesson". neil motions for andrew to sit and absently cards his fingers through the blond's hair. matt hides his grin in his sleeve.
but abram; he runs to andrew after each winning game to tap sticks, he sits each friday in columbia, talking about escape routes for an alien invasion, he keeps ice cream in the freezer and cigarettes in his backpocket.
heads or tails, doe or minyard, doe or minyard.
doe was made and unmade in california. 13 homes, 13 film reels constantly playing in the back of his mind, each scene driving the cuts deeper and deeper. andrew doe learns the danger of wanting and vows to keep everyone out.
minyard went to juvie for his brother. he crashed the car to keep him safe. he spent years on medication that sent him up up up to protect his cousin. minyard guards himself with knives sharper than his glare; he protects those that are his and fuck anyone else.
heads or tails, the coin starts to come up drew.
it starts small; quick grins in columbia at neil; shared dinners with aaron that don't end in a fight; something like excitment in his stomach before an exy game. when neil is hanging out with the upperclassman, he stays.
heads or tails; the coin lands on growth
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