hi! I'm carnelian (he/they), your friendly neighborhood star trek-obsessed enby!mostly star trek content, but not allI almost never actually tag things sorry
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biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell
chemists will be like this is a molecule
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my constitution is so weak its shameful. crying a little bit from this spicy instant ramen and it wouldnt be spicy to someone with a stronger temperament
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im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭
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My favourite Next Generation character: Holodeck French Restaurant Musical Bongsman.
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my life is a shambles man my roommates keep sending me these
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Always respect a fujoshi's dedication to writing yaoi even in the most romance hostile settings. A story could be called "the torture cube with four walls" and every fic would just open with 'it was common knowledge that the top left corner of the torture cube was reserved for love making ' like ok. of course.
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no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange
So?
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do not inspect my favourite characters too closely, i swear it will tell you nothing about me. i pinky promise
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Call me burger the. the way I court her... pound her
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me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*
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