barty-rocking420

[barty-rocking420]

this is why I love you

Therapist: So what do we do when someone do as wrong?

Barty: We don't hurt them...

Therapist: exactl-

Barty: ...instead we're waiting for them to start a family, and then for their children to start a family and after that we start hunting for all of the three generations *evil laughter*

Therapist: No.

[barty-rocking420]

YES OFC WE DO

I was a bad influence

I want a bad influence

Someone please be my bad influence

[barty-rocking420]

I'm going to kiss you on the lips, marry me right now omg

[barty-rocking420]

I still think Reg should have done it

*someone cuts in line*

Barty: can you draw?

Regulus: no

Barty: you should draw him pregnant as punishment

Regulus, slowly turning:

Regulus: what?!

[barty-rocking420]

omg I need you in a way that is concerning to society, yes please lets do this

Date idea: I engrave heart-shaped cuts on your skin marking you as mine till the end

[barty-rocking420]

Ideal pre-first date tbh

Yeah baby I'll desecrate your father's grave with you, of course

[barty-rocking420]

Ideal first date

Yeah baby I'll desecrate your father's grave with you, of course

[barty-rocking420]

you love me :)) ik you do

Barty: Uh... Evan

Evan: Yes, Crouch?

Barty: Can I bite you?

Evan: what.... WHAT THE FUCKING QUESTION IS THAT?

Barty: FUCK, it was just a question *side eye*

Pandora: *sigh* If he said "no" you would bite him anyway

Barty and Evan: I didn't understand *Barty biting Evan's arm*

Evan: BARTY, IT HURTS

[barty-rocking420]

@evan-r0sier-69 I love going to the gym

rosekiller gym boyfriends 🫡

[barty-rocking420]

that's just because you don't get my freak like Evan gets my freak

LOOK AT IT, I NEED IT

[barty-rocking420]

says you

LOOK AT IT, I NEED IT

[barty-rocking420]

yap yap yap, I only die when I see @evan-r0sier-69 in the water ;)

LOOK AT IT, I NEED IT

[barty-rocking420]

just bc you don't get my aesthetic doesn't mean I'm not a cutie patootie Dora

LOOK AT IT, I NEED IT

[barty-rocking420]

YEAH WELL..... ATLEAST I CAN SWIM

LOOK AT IT, I NEED IT

[barty-rocking420]

come on Dora, you know I'm a cutie patootie

LOOK AT IT, I NEED IT

[barty-rocking420]

see how I don't threaten my friends? Very demure, very mindful

regulus would have hated the demure trend and barty would have loved annoying him with it 🙏🏻

[barty-rocking420]

he's still my hallway crush @evan-r0sier-69

evan rosier would def be hot people’s hallway crush... until they got to know him