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Athena Parthenos (Roman 2nd-3rd Century A.D.)

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date : july 3rd, 2020 location : dinning hall, west wing availability : open !

Bartholomew didn’t come to Alumni Night the past years for multiple reasons. One being that he wasn’t able to get there, being in another continent. Another being that he was too busy, or that he forgot about the invitation. But this year, there wasn’t any conflict in his agenda and he felt like not going would be rude and ungrateful to the academy that gave him the chance to become what he is now. So he drove back to Astor Academy for the first time in years. 

The memories came back so suddenly when he parked his car in the same spot as he used to. He remembered how pressured he was, between football, classes and parties, and his secret affair with his teacher. He has always been good at functioning in situations with stress or anxiety. But now that his life had different problematics than ten ou twelve years ago, he wondered how he was able to do it. He fixed his suit and proceeded to join the party. 

The place hadn’t change. Except from the theatre, he had heard, and he was curious about it. He put a note in a corner of his mind to go take a look if he had the chance. But for now, he was heading to the west wing. Which, if he remembered, was not where the last Alumni Nights took place.  He presented his invitation and was guided to the dining hall there. He was supposed to meet some of his old college friends that night, some who texted him, confirming they will be there.

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Its okay baby

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~ Cameo.

Culture: Roman

Period: Late imperial period

Date: A.D. 283-284

Medium: Plasma, two layers, green, with white and brownish bullets. Socket: gold, enamelled. Rudolfinian (ca. 1600)

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~ Helmet.

Culture: Thracian, Greek

Date: 4th century B.C.

Medium: Silver

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throwback to typical crazy czerny

don't you forget

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Meet Bartholomew

INTRO

Name : Bartholomew Milos Czerny Nickname : Bartosz, Bart, Crazy Czerny (this one was popular amongst his team mates and party parteners) Birthday : 26th April, 1985 Age : 35 years old Place of birth : New York, USA Nationality : American, Polish Origin : Polish Sexual Orientation : Heterosexual Major : Archeology House : Alexander Occupation : Archeologist and history professor

FC : Robert Pattinson

ASTOR ACADEMY

• Bartholomew was granted a scholarship to play as wide receiver in Astor’s football team the Silver Scorpions.

• He graduated from Astor in Archeology in 2007 and got his master in 2009.

• He was known as a party animal for the first two and a half years, always partying and doing crazy stuff. He eventually calmed down, focusing more on his classes and his games as he realized he had to graduate.

• There were rumors going on about him dating one of the professors. He never confirmed the rumors, to protect her reputation and status. But if you ask him about it now, it was true.

• Bartosz was very outgoing, sociable, charming, funny, always joking around. He could have been seen as hyper active, a bit of a clown sometimes. He was a bit cocky, but that was the effect of being a jock.

• He liked gossip, but never started it. But when trusted with a real secret, he would be a tomb.

• His friends know how generous he can be, and how he would never ask for help, thinking he could solve any of his problems by himself (which often put him even more in trouble). He is not comfortable about expressing himself and talking about his feelings.

• He loves buying or repairing old things he found on flea markets. He cherishes everything that is ancient. Especially ancient art and artefacts.

• He speaks english and polish. He learned spanish at school, ancient greek in high school, and arabic in college.

• His profession allows him travel around the world, in countries such as Greece, Libya, Egypt, Thailand, Italy or Cambodia. He also teaches history classes in public universities.

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THE PARTHENON: former temple on the athenian acropolis, greece, dedicated to the patron goddess athena, (438 b.c.).

THE PANTHEON: former roman temple, the best-preserved building from ancient Rome (c. 125).

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~ Statue of a Girl (“The Budapest Dancer”).

Date: ca. 240–220 B.C.

Medium: Parian marble

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~ Skull of a man with arrow in nose.

Period: Stone age

Place of origin: Porsche, Præstø County

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Requested! Lonely male + Archeologist + Coffee (plus Waterparks)

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everytime i see this fuckin gif i lose my mind

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~ Mummified adult male.

Culture: Egyptian

Place of origin: Middle Egypt, Hawara, excavated by Petrie

Period: mid-Roman Period

Date: A.D. 80-120

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~ Scent Bottle.

Place of origin: Northern Black Sea Region

Culture: Sarmatian culture

Date: A.D. 2nd century

Medium: Gold, garnets

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Archaeology Problems

-No, we don’t dig up dinosaurs

-Indiana Jones is why we have Ethics Review Boards (I wish I had that funding though)

-“For ritual purposes” either means we don’t know what it is or it was definitely a dildo

-Rock or bone? Lick it

-500 years ago seems recent

-Waterproofs make you feel and look like a garbage bag

-Pit yoga is not as relaxing as it sounds

-Your dirt’s not clean enough