bartangulontheturquoise
Wizard Posting
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bartangulontheturquoise · 3 days ago
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you guys have got to get better at spellcasting any time someone's attempted to curse me with 10k note post it gets like 50 at most. back to the spell books buddy that one might be too advanced for you try learning some cantrips first
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bartangulontheturquoise · 5 days ago
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scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad
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bartangulontheturquoise · 6 days ago
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that said i still mostly do horsefoolery like this LMFAO
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bartangulontheturquoise · 6 days ago
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it cold
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bartangulontheturquoise · 11 days ago
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people hate me because of my runes. people got so mad because I have a deep understanding of the arcane. people hate me because I'm good at what I do
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bartangulontheturquoise · 11 days ago
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I think it's one of those normal non-corrupted amulets and I'm glowing green for unrelated reasons
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bartangulontheturquoise · 12 days ago
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well now that’s just mean. we also use it for other stuff like animating corn and braums duplication. not a whole lot but still
It’s a common misconception that there are no wizards in the midwest USA. The truth is there are plenty, they just use their powers exclusively for making new and fucked up kinds of salad
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bartangulontheturquoise · 13 days ago
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Guys I miss my Cursed Amulet
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bartangulontheturquoise · 13 days ago
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bartangulontheturquoise · 15 days ago
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You must retrieve my malicious amulet
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bartangulontheturquoise · 18 days ago
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WIZARD WRAPPED
You casted 1,039,627 spells this year
You pondered your orb for 985 hours
You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!
You gained 5 familiars
Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff
Your cup size is H
Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.
Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons
You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years
You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice
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bartangulontheturquoise · 18 days ago
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hellllll yeah almost at 100 soups this year
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bartangulontheturquoise · 18 days ago
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bartangulontheturquoise · 18 days ago
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powerful spells coming from ludacris…. further study needed
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bartangulontheturquoise · 18 days ago
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You have a rotten brain, thankfully we can just swap that out, no problem
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bartangulontheturquoise · 18 days ago
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Do you think it's embarrassing for dragons to be killed by humans or is it like a bee allergy situation
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bartangulontheturquoise · 20 days ago
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Has the wizardposting scene arrived on Bluesky or is tumblr still the place to go for your essential wizard council updates?
You want to export me to the SKY?! The BLUESKY?! You want to launch this old wizard into the atmosphere like some kind of tardigrade?!?!
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