bart2thefuture

[bart2thefuture]

It’s for you to keep the snail

I still want a pet snail

[bart2thefuture]

You can keep yours at my farm.

I still want a pet snail

[bart2thefuture]

I have a whole farm I maintain on my breaks from work.

I still want a pet snail

[bart2thefuture]

He also can access the speed force somehow? Idk. He has a neat shell.

I still want a pet snail

[bart2thefuture]

I have a pet snail named Turbo. I got it last year.

I still want a pet snail

[bart2thefuture]

Winter has arrived on Poob.

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[bart2thefuture]

Other younger me, feel to have some pizza.

10 likes and I send it to batman

[bart2thefuture]

Oh cool have a slice I made it myself.

10 likes and I send it to batman

[bart2thefuture]

Time travel is fucked up, man. I’m eating a Hawaiian pizza right now. It’s not the best pizza but it’s pizza and I’m tired.

10 likes and I send it to batman

[bart2thefuture]

Oh shit there’s another one of us? Hell yeah.

10 likes and I send it to batman

[bart2thefuture]

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[bart2thefuture]

I’m immune to it. So I have no clue as to what it’s supposed to do, other than make you laugh uncontrollably.

*Sprays Giggle Gas* Have a laugh kiddo

WHAT IS GIGGLE GAS..

[bart2thefuture]

Hey gramps, I have an instant coffee of that blend.

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I may have broken something

@speedy-bear-a

Are you alright and or others alright? Do you require medical attention?

[bart2thefuture]

Especially not.

.... I set the washing machine on fire?

I thought I learned my lesson last time.

[bart2thefuture]

Time travel money, kid. That should be about built. Also, don’t mix weird chemicals in the washing machine, and for the love of all the deities in the world you should probably hand wash your suit in particular, no matter what.

.... I set the washing machine on fire?

I thought I learned my lesson last time.

[bart2thefuture]

I got back just now from the store but I heard you set a washing machine on fire a second time because you said it so loud.

.... I set the washing machine on fire?

I thought I learned my lesson last time.

[bart2thefuture]

Delivery for a “Peter B Parker”?

There’s a brand new washing machine in a bag of parts on my back and I would love to build it and teach you how to use it.

.... I set the washing machine on fire?

I thought I learned my lesson last time.